Liz thinks that this week’s column should be re-titled ‘In which I have all the sex’, after her hotel encounter turned very steamy last week (even although her Romeo nearly spoiled it all by making a smear with a lemon while making a G&T and failing to shave his eyebrows). Meanwhile, Nic has been for a Tarot reading (but Liz is mainly wondering whether she will start getting up on time...)

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