Liz looks back on the time she paid £1000 to treat her ex to the ultimate romantic weekend away, only to end up locking him out of the room for the whole stay. She asks her trusty sidekick, Nic, ‘Why can’t I ever have the man I deserve?’. In something of an epiphany, she realises that the man she deserves is apparently Ricky Gervais. And that’s not the craziest part of this hilarious new episode.

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