Someone has come up to Liz in a shop and offered her 20 pence, and this has prompted some soul-searching about her grooming regime - will she still be folding herself into a pretzel for an ‘Extreme Hollywood’ when she’s 70? There’s a tale of two Davids this week (the usual one, and, of course, David Cassidy). Liz and Nic are talking sex - is it just another item on Liz’s to-do list? It tends to be a messy affair, and LIz really, really doesn’t like mess...

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