Liz has accidentally texted her new column not, as she thought, to her loyal assistant Nic, but to her new love interest ‘P’ (who is, awkwardly, the main subject of the column). But can she actually have a date if it’s been more than a week and a half since her last ‘Extreme Hollywood’ - and why is P making jokes about her age? Meanwhile, Liz and Nic reminisce about an awful birthday trip to Ramsgate where Liz's lover showed up too ill to have sex - and her present was a Biro from a museum gift shop. 

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