If they knew better, they'd do better. You'd do better if you knew better, right? You better.

If you could go back in time to kill baby Hitler but you had to punch three toddlers in the face to get there, would you do it? Checkmate, atheists

I just don't know anymore, man. Props to Natalie for keeping the episode together, I'm kinda going off the rails. Maybe Twitter is a bad idea after all

"L" is the roman numeral for 50, the 12th letter of the English alphabet, and the most apt descriptor for your political takes. Womyn of the wyrld yunite.

Gather round the yuletide fire with two dorks and hear the tale to end all tales:  This is the story of Radical Leftist Antifa Supersoldier NANCY PELOSI and her daughter's groundbreaking, DISRUPTIVE and totally-not-outta-touch documentaries. Your Christmas is now complete.

BACK after sick leave! This is a long episode. You coming here in good faith or not, bro?  You sound dumb as a box of loose chain links.

EPISODE TWENTY, BAYBEEEE. The New York Post found the first white woman in America that underwent a voluntary lobotomy. Figuratively speaking, of course. Wink wink

Life is too short, man. Get with the program. Touch grass. Ground yourself before getting into fiery political debates with family members

We have a GUEST! Thank you Zack for hanging out, and for getting talked over for an hour straight. Send any and all wheat paste ideas to @InaneBlather please and thank you

RECORDED NOV 8: Well we were pleasantly wrong about the midterm results, but complaining about the Democrats is our favorite pastime (next to complaining about fascist Republicans). Hacking Mike Rowe's iCloud account is a true Dirty Job