Inane Blather

The Gray Babies have arrived, and they are spreading the Woke Mind Virus! Lock your doors. Shutter your windows. Protect your loved ones!

Let me hold onto my dirty, disgusting money no matter what it takes. I'm pretty sure that's in the constitution (and the fourth verse of the Star Spangled Banner)

Just so everyone knows, Douglas Murray is an absolutely horrible writer. Wow. The skunk under my house writes with more nuance (probably smells better, too). Big thanks to raunking5234 for the questions and comments!

Quality, unbiased, objective surveying of popular opinion is so overrated, bro. Do what you want. It's Freedom Day!  Just don't let those skunks walk all over you, man.  You're better than that.

We had a really intellectual podcast segment but it was on a flash drive in the UFO that got shot down by Joe Brandon Biden. Made a pretty cool celebration for our 30th episode though, I guess

The State of the Podcast is STRONG. This is an explicit show, folks--mature subjects and shallow crudeness abound in this one. You might learn something, but I'll just be happy if you don't slip into a fugue state and forget the faces of your loved ones after listening to this crap

Some cop-loving morons really need to take a long walk off of a short Piers. Bad joke, terrible article, lots of angry reactions, and then some lighthearted fun. Big thanks to the Onion for keeping my heart beating

Don't be like me, folks. Don't be bumbling through the internet getting bamboozled. One day, we will all be perfect capitalist slave pigs being fed our daily non-toxic Xanax slop and discussing the body positivity movement on our five-hour weekends

If they knew better, they'd do better. You'd do better if you knew better, right? You better.

If you could go back in time to kill baby Hitler but you had to punch three toddlers in the face to get there, would you do it? Checkmate, atheists