I always knew that if I were to ever start a podcast show, this was going to be the first thing I talk about, just so I can have the joy of saying we started this show off... with a bang. And yes, I realize that I am talking 5x faster than my usual already-super-fucking-fast speed because Bishka and I drank coffee while filming this, and it was a horrible mistake I'm never going to do again. Also, I'm sorry that the audio quality for this episode (and probably episode 2 as well because we filmed them in one sitting) sucks ass — something wrong happened with the microphone, and I promise future episodes will have better audio quality. Don't forget, this episode, and all future episodes, have visual accompaniment available on my YouTube channel.