Independently Screwed. "The Revolution Has No Party".

Independently Screwed. "The Revolution Has No Party".

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  • Operation Stay Home: The 89 Million Middle Finger to the Midterms

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    Fuck them, their donors, their corporations, their billionaires, and their foreign governments. They don’t get our vote just because the other guy is worse. They don’t get a mandate if we stay home. Let them explain a low-turnout election without us.

    No donation. We’re all broke—one paycheck away from homeless. Just like, share, and follow. Stay home in November. Make them earn it or make them irrelevant.

    Explicit language.

    13 min
  • "The Second Independence: Voting the Dinosaurs into Extinction"

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    They told you it couldn't be done. They told you to pick a side, hold your nose, and vote for the lesser of two evils. Well, the lesser of two evils is still evil — and it's been running this country into the ground for decades.

    This episode: the peaceful revolution nobody in power wants you to know about. No riots. No couches on fire. Just math. The dinosaurs — every entrenched, corporate-funded, term-after-term career politician — have overstayed their welcome. And in a democracy, extinction is a voting matter.

    We're talking about The Second Independence: the quiet, legal, absolutely devastating plan to vote the whole rotting establishment out — every last incumbent, every party boss, every fossil in a suit — and replace them with actual human beings who answer to actual people.

    Nelson N. Alers, independent presidential candidate, breaks it down raw: why the two-party duopoly is a rigged game, how "safe seats" are only safe because you keep showing up for them, and why the meteor this time is a ballot.

    No donations. No PAC money. No corporate sponsors whispering in anybody's ear. Just the truth, a microphone, and a plan.

    The dinosaurs had their 65 million years. It's time to vote them into the history books.

    Independently Screwed — because at this point, what have you got to lose?

    18 min
  • The Great American Land Grab: Why Both Parties Want Your Farm for a Server Farm

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    In this episode, independent presidential candidate Nelson N. Alers breaks down the quiet war between American farmers and Big Tech data centers. We expose the bipartisan machine that's using tariffs as a smokescreen while corporations buy up the heartland—and why neither party is coming to save you.

    13 min
  • “Swing State Sphincter: Why You’re the Toilet Paper in America’s Two-Party Dump”

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    No jingles. No jazz. Just a broken, pissed-off independent candidate named Nelson N. Alers telling you why your vote doesn’t matter unless you live in a suburb of Phoenix. If you’re in California, Texas, or anywhere with a “safe” color, congratulations – you’re the butt crack of democracy. Share this with everyone who’s ever been flyover country. Donate $0. Save your ramen money. And if you get mad, good – that’s the point.

    13 min
  • School of Hard Knocks (and Soft Brains)

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    In this episode, we are going back to school—not to learn, but to unlearn the lies we’ve been fed. Nelson breaks down why the U.S. education system isn't just failing; it's being deliberately destroyed by a bipartisan duopoly that cares more about swing-state optics than your child's critical thinking skills. We talk about the standardized testing scam, the "Nation's Report Card" embarrassment, and why both Republicans and Democrats are treating your local school like a political ATM. No music, no sound effects, just raw conversation. And no, we aren't asking for money—we’re broke as hell. Just like, follow, and share this episode with a parent or a teacher. Let’s get mad together.

    36 min
  • "We Paid 20%, They Paid 6% – And I'm Pissed"

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    No music. No sound effects. No bullshit.

    This is just me, Nelson N. Alers, talking to you like we're sitting in my F250 at a truck stop, killing time before the next load. I'm an independent candidate for President of the United States. Yeah, I know. Crazy, right? But hear me out.

    I was born in Aguada, Puerto Rico—small town, big heart. Dad was a police detective. Mom was a psychologist and social worker. I joined the Army at 17. Did my time. Nothing fancy. I'm not gonna polish my service record to sound like Rambo just to get clicks. I served. You served. We served. That's enough.

    After that, I studied Psychology and Philosophy at Inter American University. Read history. Read mythology. Read Washington's Farewell Address—and that's where it clicked. That old man warned us. He said parties would tear this country apart. And we ignored him. Now we're paying the price.

    I drive a hotshot rig now—gooseneck trailer, cargo that can't wait. I've seen the back roads, the small towns, the forgotten corners of this country. Met the most beautiful, gritty, real people you could imagine. And you know what? We all want the same damn thing: a government that works for us, not for their billionaire buddies or foreign bank accounts.

    I was Republican. Then I was Democrat. Then I realized they're both playing the same game. They don't want unity—they want division, because divided people don't fight back. Meanwhile, you and I pay 20% in taxes, and billionaires pay 6%. Six. Percent.

    This isn't a donation pitch. I'm broke as fuck, remember? This is a conversation. A call to a peaceful revolution—not with guns, but with ballots, with voices, with refusing to play their game anymore.

    If you're tired of being screwed by both sides, if you love this country enough to save it from the empires of red and blue, then listen. Share this. Follow this. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Tell your dog.

    Because the future the Founders dreamed of? It's still possible. But not if we keep feeding the machine.

    This is just a conversation between me—Nelson N. Alers—and you. Independent candidate for President. Born in Aguada, Puerto Rico. Army veteran. Psychology and Philosophy grad. Hotshot truck driver. And a guy who's finally had enough.

    If you want polished, go listen to the other 47,000 political podcasts. If you want real, stick around.

    Join me. Or don't. But at least think about it.

    15 min
  • The China Smokescreen: Why Both Parties Are Lying to You

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    In this no-music, no-fluff episode, independent presidential candidate Nelson N. Alers sits down—just him, a microphone, and you—to cut through the bipartisan bullshit about China.

    Both parties want you terrified. Both parties want you hateful. But why? Nelson's been to China. He's seen the bullet trains, the modern cities, the low crime, the advanced electric vehicles, and the small-business support that puts America to shame. Meanwhile, the U.S. spends more on defense than the next ten nations combined—while our homeless are criminalized, our healthcare is a luxury, and our working families are squeezed dry.

    This isn't about espionage. It's about distraction. Big corporations don't want you to know that China evolved from its past mistakes and built a future without depending on military might. They don't want you asking why we can't do the same.

    No donation requests. No gimmicks. Just a sarcastic, smart, and brutally honest conversation about why we're being played—and what we can do about it.

    If this message hits home, do one thing: like, share, and follow Independently Screwed. That's it. That's the ask.

    Because the truth doesn't need a soundtrack—it just needs to be heard.

    32 min
  • Old Farts, Broken Carts: How Uncle Sam Pickpocketed Your Retirement

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    No jingles, no drama—just a cold, hard look at why your golden years look more like tarnished tin. Host Nelson N. Alers—independent presidential candidate, card-maxed, and patience-minimal—walks you through the bipartisan heist of Social Security. They borrowed your future to balance their spreadsheets, and now they want to call it “entitlement reform.” Spoiler: it’s not reform, it’s repossession. We’ll talk military budgets that could fund Mars colonies, billionaires who pay less tax than a vending machine, and why the real “national debt” is the one we owe to our own seniors. No pacifiers, no party lines—just a conversation that might make you mad enough to vote like your life depends on it. Because it does.

    24 min
  • “The Hippocratic Hypocrites (And Other Clowns)”

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    In this episode:

    Nelson does what the major parties won't—call out the whole damn circus. No music. No sound effects. No sugarcoating.

    He takes a hard look at the performative progressivism of AOC and Bernie Sanders—two self-proclaimed socialists who know damn well that label tanks outside the Northeast, so they dress it up in nicer words. Then he swings right at JD Vance and Marco Rubio, who talk tough about the system while cashing checks from the very machine they claim to hate.

    The takeaway? They all care about one thing: surviving the next election. Not you. Not the country. Just polls, swing states, and their own job security.

    Nelson makes the case for a new kind of revolution—not left, not right, but independent and inconvenient. No donations asked for (we're broke, we know). Just a simple ask: follow, share, and start thinking for yourself.

    If you're tired of the same two-party puppet show and ready to hear someone say what everyone's thinking but too scared to tweet—this one's for you.

    Follow Independently Screwed: Share this episode with someone who needs a spine transplant.

    Disclaimer: No politicians were harmed in the making of this podcast. But their feelings might've been. Oh well.

    24 min
  • The Socialism Scare & The Musical Chair Economy

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    In this short-but-not-sweet episode of Independently Screwed, Nelson takes a blowtorch to the two words that keep Americans fighting each other instead of their actual oppressors: socialism and capitalism.

    Spoiler alert—one isn't evil, and the other isn't the American Dream. It's just musical chairs with better marketing.

    Nelson also drops an uncomfortable truth bomb for the faithful: Jesus was a socialist. Read the book. No co-pays. No deductibles. Just feeding the hungry and healing the sick. If that offends you, maybe it's your reading comprehension, not your politics, that needs work.

    Both parties are funded by the same corporations. Both are terrified of you realizing you don't need them. Nelson isn't asking for your vote—yet. He's definitely not asking for your money. He's asking you to stop blaming your neighbor and start paying attention.

    Warning: May contain traces of sarcasm, common sense, and a candidate with $14 in his checking account.

    Independently Screwed. Stop blaming. Start thinking.

    18 min

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