It's a mad week with a wild mullet! We're playing the 2024 boomer shooter, Mullet MadJack and we've only got 10 seconds to live! Give us that dopamine!!

ep 95: Mullet MadJack (2024) - Can You Aim Down Sight?

in this episode: robillionaires, synthwave the video game, gameplay, wildly unbalanced, the shotgun, will needs dopamine every 10 seconds, take a moment, bad tutorializations, silent protagonist, the freshest boots, ohmygoshi, ludonarritive dissonance, the vibes are off, the droizart people, the new pope, why so lime, stardewpilled

~shoutouts zone~

corru.observer

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Finally, we get (most) of the crew together in one place long enough to face off against the evil herobrine!

Through the power of friendship, trapping mobs in corners, infinte respawn, and more than a bit of of creative mode, we successfully defeated herobrine - and his horrible creation, the wither!

Or something. Plot isn't the strong point here. Or gameplay, if we're being honest. Mostly, we're just here to appreciate the wonder this works at all. For all the bugs and flaws, this minecraft adventure mode map is still still a shining victory of the divine creative spark over the whirling destructive chaos hell dimension that is game creation. For that, we're grateful.

In this episode: use map settings, Minecraft mechanics, the void maze, making your own fun, redstone sucks, no redstone sucks in a generational way, roblox sucks in a sadder more tragic way, user generated content.

~shoutouts zone~

Herobrine's Mansion (Minecraft Adventure Mode Map)

Tideworn (Minecraft Survival Map)

People Make Games: How Roblox Is Exploiting Young Game Developers

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I'm tired, we're tired, and if I had to take a guess, you're probably tired too. That's why we turn to games like stardew valley: because they suck and when we're miserable it's nice to just tear into a bunch of loser guys who live with their parents and dare to think they're anywhere near the same league as you, a perfect farming god(dess).

In this episode: being tired, here is your biweekly egg please love me, sauceless losers, harem anime protagonist, how much can one radish cost, ten dollars? He's not that interesting he just has hair, straight guy vibes, shitass bumfuck loser towns, grindan at my grindan game, cactus complaints.

~shoutouts zone~

Fields of Mistria

Harvey development sprites

BACo: Baseball Analysis Co.

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We needed a short game, and we picked something we could talk for longer than the runtime. Made by Crows, Crows, Crows, "Dr. Langeskov, The Tiger, And the Terribly Cursed Emerald" gives us at least 20 minutes of converstaion for you to languish in and enjoy, and we'll be back next week with, well, something!

in this episode: stone busts, secret passges, the emerald room, guards, lasers, the vault, searchlights, a motherfucking tiger... stealth sections, roleplaying in the stem forum, the trailer isn't real, strikes, davey wreden and william pugh, replay value, fourth wall theories, feather's color grading poll, the most important part of coding, andrew plotkin, super hipster lumberjack, call your mother, backwards switches

~shoutouts zone~

System's Twilight 

Crows Crows Crows Email 

Stanley Parable Making Of Trailer 

Herobrine's Mansion 

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ite: who should play this, indie devs love stealth sections like [redacted for spoilers] like [also redacted for spoilers], mythos, reality, and reform, trying and failing stay on topic, levels of reality, that's not how the ending goes, ending choices, religion, Will's worldview, Knower and the Guarden, Confirmation and the Sacrements, The Stranger, Parenting, the PRC, Vampire Survivors, Karp didn't click with this, Honk Kong MTR, there is a fascist coup happening in the US dont let them win.  

shoutouts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_peasant_revolts  https://www.youtube.com/user/ReligionForBreakfast  https://www.youtube.com/@TheEsotericaChannel  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Stranger_(Camus_novel)    Hong Kong MTR

Important Announcement! This weekend is Taco De Minecraft!

It's our annual community livestream, except way, way more chill - so chill it's just going to be in the voice channels of the Taco Stand Discord. We're going to hang out! We're going to play Minecraft! We might play some other games? The day is full of potential! The only thing that is certain is you should consider donating to the Southern California Immigration Project, here: https://www.socalimmigrationproject.org/donate

"It is easier to raise questions than answer them." - The Fundamental Law Of Mysteries

Feather's Bonus List Of Complaints That Did Not Make It Into The Episode But Should Have:

• The music is bleh nothing to the point of being terrible
• YOUR RUN SPEED IS SO SLOW I might have actually said this in the episode but I'm repeating it here.
• I can't believe we have to type the safe codes into the safe EVERY SINGLE TIME
• If I have to do the billiards puzzle ONE MORE TIME
• Why is every little cutscene 1-2 seconds longer than it should be

If Gary edited this one this would probably be a nicer episode description but they didn't so it isn't. TOO BAD, BLUE PRINCE!

In this episode: betrayal-on-the-house-on-the-hill-alikes, walk speeds, dark rooms, escape room games and escape rooms, trading notes, chess, worldbuilding?, grand unified theory of roguelikes, the joy of notetaking. Also: Oblivion.

~shoutouts zone~

Wikipedia: Pizza Rat

King of the Bridge, and Rin Penrose plays King of the Bridge

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Sphere to square, sisters. In today's communion we will remember what it was like to play a Visual Novel/walking sim where you explore exactly how bad a cult can get. /hj

In this episode: Steam Workshop asset flip, consecutive apocalypses, the Horse Room, your typical canadian/japanese school, cool glasses, garlic confit, a game made for Feather, having a cake and not eating it.

~shoutouts zone~

Our very own Minecraft server! IP is as follows: mc.theinfinitecities.com

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No one's had a chance to really dive into 1000xResist yet, so Gary hijacked the podcast to teach Will/reminisce about Spyro. 

in this episode: comfort food and nostalgia, baby's first collectathon, quality of life improvements, sassy spyro, inspirational photos, this ursine sucks, spyro just helps people, very tongue in cheek, oops it's metroid prime now, switch to switch 2 talk, get a wii u, too blood too borne

~shoutouts zone~ 

Spyro 2 Intro and Outro scenes

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What the heck is left to say about "minecraft?". What are we even doing here?

For god's sake, it's so big even microsoft notepad (which has a spellchecker now) knows what minecraft is, inasmuch it wants me to capitalize every instance of the word. I'm manually de-capitalizing this. Capitalization is for corpos, except the title of this episode, becuase while I don't respect trademark laws, I do respect the laws of grammar. Don't at me to tell me minecraft is a proper noun and thus this is actually a law of grammar I'm violating. 

What the heck isn't there to say about Minecraft tm tm tm?

In this episode: it's frigging block game, minecraft versions, talking about talking about minecraft, we are the worst Minecraft coaches, taking off our minecraft cult hats, minecraft as a shared space, finding our roles, eternal games, how to learn minecraft in 2025, oh lord please help us it's the minecraft movie.

~shoutouts zone~

The entire minecraft end poem (reddit r/copypasta)

The utterly apocalyptic spawn of the infamous anarchy server 2b2t (wikipedia)

I made DOOM in minecraft with redstone (reddit r/doom)

"The Westie as we lovingly call it is the premier drive-in servicing Santa Clara county" (May also be the only drive in Santa Clara county)

Liftoff: FPV Drone Racing

Build The Earth

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Turn back your internal clock to when you were ~6 years old, and your sister played impressively built imaginary adventures with you. Time to get the gang back together to do it one more time.

In this ep: trampoline skipping, talking in small letters only, breaking kayfabe, sibling age gaps, big scary whale, every game needs a ragdoll button.

~shoutout zone~

Wikipedia page for The Floor Is Lava

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