In the season finale of Infinite Danger, Will gets what he wants and instantly regrets it.

Episode 17, The Mask, or The Apotheosis of Dennis.

Anthropology. Learning to spell “Kwakwaka’wakw” without typos. Uncle Mungo. Red tape. Nightwatchmen. Potlatches, legal and illegal. “Scout’s Honour.” Crackers the Croc. The BC Museum of Anthropology. Doing burglary to prove an important point. Getting left out in the cold. Raven and the First Men. The Crab.

“This snake just can’t get enough of how good I taste,” says the snake’s tail. “He’s like putty in my hands. What an idiot!”

00:00 “The Moon”

13:45 Preamble: Critical updates on the Peruvian Arsenic Crisis

21:16 Cast and Crew

33:43 “The Mask”

1:48:49 Conclusions on Danger Bay S1

1:55:19 Modern Danger Bay/ “What is going on downstairs?”

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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On the sixteenth episode of Infinite Danger, the Peru crisis has reached a fever pitch, but on the bright side: AI stock is only going up, up, up, and it’s time to buy!

Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates.

Gyppos (non-derogatory.) Real estate. Sauceless goons. Term papers on forestry. The Big Sexy Truck God. French-Canadian wisdom. “The Final Destination Special.” Aquarium-sanctioned legal immunity. Attempting a stealth assault with construction machinery. The outfit every Canadian villain wears. A new kind of activism called “doing the police’s job for free.” Jumping from a Jeep into a pickup.

“Ahura Mazda (also known as Ormazd) is a Zoroastrian deity and secondary character in Prince of Persia (2008) [1]”

00:00 “He Only Talks to Crowds”

15:37 Intro

21:42 Cast and Crew

39:42 “Timber”

1:32:42 Conclusion/Modern Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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Infinite Danger‘s 15th ep gives you media rights news critical to keeping you out of prison. Listen now!

Episode 15, Nature of the Beast, in which the distant cousins of Ogopogo may possibly be discovered: Rat-tails. Jacking Ross Hagen’s flow. Unsolved Mysteries, both the show and the thing. Quotes out of context. Orc-tech submarines. A family-friendly jumpscare. Quietly threatening media figures. Gothic murder boxes. Submental tourists. The cryptobiologist zine scene.

My life’s tragic circumstances have led me to re-enact the multi-generational trauma loop in the last 30 minutes of Vertigo. My lover was Ivy from Soul Calibur II specifically, by the way, you’ll have to go with me on this.

00:00 “Barge Chilling Park”

11:47 Intro/ Cast and Crew

29:54 “Nature of the Beast”

01:13:19 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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Infinite Danger returns with the better (?) sounding episode 14, contemplating all that could have been.

Episode 14, Mad Hatter Bears, in which rabies returns in metallic form: A tasteful bear suit. Mining Mercury Madness. King Blue, Lady Rose and the Exotics. Tranq darts. Contaminated fish. BC Pastoralism. A little too much of those fumes. Surgery on a throw rug. An excess of helicopter footage. Dispatching foes with tiny little kicks.

Why has nobody tried building infinity pools in those villages afflicted by drought? They’d never run out of water if you did that.

00:00 “Basford’s Boys”

08:52 Intro/ Cast and Crew

19:45 “Mad Hatter Bears”

01:18:22 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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The thirteenth episode of Infinite Danger, giving you the Brink updates you crave as the beasts slowly take over the globe.

Episode 13, The Only One, in which the program gets tired of fiction entirely and decides to become a biopic: Star Trek narration. Impossibly slim odds of survival. The year 1977. Mascot metrics. Half a bagel. Your orca ancestors from the old country. Transparent damage control. “Y’know, we don’t know that much about whales.” Extreme close-ups on sex organs. The Dark Side of Raffi’s “Baby Beluga.”

We know vultures eat the corpses of other animals, but there’s nothing eating the corpses of vultures. This is what we call an “unserved market” and is a great investment opportunity.

00:00 – “Match Game ’76”

12:39 – Intro/ Cast & Crew

29:49 – “The Only One”

01:24:02- Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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Will the twelfth episode of Infinite Danger be good or bad? You won’t know unless you open The Mystery Box!

Episode 12, Sunken Treasure, having to do with the life and morals of one Ross Hagen: Sexy Scuba Party. The Titillating Adventures of Francois Coq-dur, Gigolo of the Laurentian Mountains. Sorceress II: The Temptress. The Busty Concubines of Montezuma. Booty Call: The Buried Treasure of Francisco VergaDuro. Samuel Beckett’s Endgame. Bikini Drive-In.

You fool! You may know more about Due South TV trivia than I, but do you know how to escape my Infinite Magical Mirror Maze?!

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more.

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The slightly raspy eleventh episode of Infinite Danger, with a quick update on Mr. Michele Chan.

Episode 11, Grace Under Pressure, in which thousands of animals may die, but more importantly, can Hagan Beggs “Get It?”

Pipes, Valves and Gauges. Elderly Romance. Canceled Engagements. Brutalist aquarium architecture. Overdrawn at the Memory Bank. Old Dutch chips. The Party Marlin. The New McDLT®. Will’s shocking Disney Channel confession!

This is the Coke Zero. And this is the Batman Forever promotional glass. Drink full, and descend.

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically.

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The fully understandably late tenth episode of Infinite Danger, with an urgent update on The Situation In Neom.

Episode 10, Hot Cargo: Chris Haddock’s big Jonah-goes-blind extravaganza. Mysterious Barrels. Presidential impersonators. Pete Rose. Boom mics. Doubling every scene for padding. Continuity errors. Padding by doubling every scene. The Jean-effect Business Casual Button-up. Aquarium land tithes. Stage fighting with a car. Boom mics.

Black holes are capable of consuming light itself, but that light wasn’t really doing anything for us anyway, so I call it a wash.

About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically.

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About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically.

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