Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

A message from Infinite Deer on the end of Part 1.

All good things must come to an unexpected Covid related pause. Part 2 is coming.

Having sailed across the high seas, this episode finds our heroes heading to university. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

What exciting tales of freshers’ fair await our intrepid warriors this episode? Will they hit the books or party down? Will they find the academic answers they’re searching for? Or, along the way, will they find the one thing they’ve truly been searching for all along...love? (and violent revolution?)

Quotes

Iva: We did not torture that gnome, we mercy killed that gnome!

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Hendric: Given our current moral bearing - engaging in piracy? No. Letting pirates whip other pirates? Kind of fine?

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Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer

George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

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Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. We really hope you've enjoyed the last episode of this half of the season! Especially with all that's been going on this has definitely been a labour of love, and it makes it all worthwhile if our listeners enjoy it. Please do let us know on twitter what you thought, any and all feedback would be incredibly welcome! Love you all! - your favourite amoral, show-notes-writing goblin signing off for now.

Having made plans to head to Rubezia after, among other things, valiantly murdering a conman, this episode finds our heroes sailing the high seas. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

In our penultimate episode we have it all! We have boats, love, and moral crises! As we approach the end of part one of this season, we head to the wonderful city of Rubezia, after crossing paths with characters even more morally grey than our lovable band of misfits!

Quotes

Ambo: Statistically we help 50% of the elves we encounter, so..could go either way.

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Hendric: Let’s go to our rooms and ask no further questions!

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Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer

George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

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This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Penance RPG! They’re a wonderfully chaotic actual play DnD 5e podcast, releasing weekly! Check them out over on twitter @PenanceRPG!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. With Christmas and, more importantly, a new year just round the corner I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everyone who reads my end-note jokes a wonderful Christmas (if you celebrate) and a fantastic new year. Screw everyone else, I only have eyes for those who read the show notes.

Having found a twitchy dwarven regiment, our favourite adventuring party took on a job and bravely ran away from the city, allowing them to focus on more important things in life like pony palliative care. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Having made it out of the city more or less in one piece, our party now heads back to Karusa as they continue on their way to finding the Axe of Khadur. With a beautiful and wondrous Shetland pony as their guide, what good deeds will they commit this episode? What beautiful pony-related memories will be formed?

Quotes

Iva: Thank you kind..no, not kind sir, just sir.

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Ambo: I am calling the bullshit.

...

George: hypothetically, if we were murder hobos, is anyone else around to see?

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Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer

George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer:

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Lawful Stupid! They’re a wonderful and epic DnD 5e podcast, releasing weekly! Check them out over on twitter @StupidLawful!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Would it be completely eschewing the main plot hook if part 2 of this season just involves Leer finding other animals and providing wonderful end of life care for them? No? Fantastic! Join us next season for Leer x The Make a Wish Foundation - where we use the all-powerful wish spell to take dying ponies to amusement parks!

Following disturbing events of cults, ancient deities and even more dwarves, we join our heroes as they attempt to negotiate their way out of a hairy situation. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Now having finally made it through most of the ancient dwarven city, our team must overcome their most difficult obstacle yet: diplomacy. Will silver tongues smooth over this sticky situation? Or will our team’s preferred language, that of violence, take sway over more diplomatic approaches?

Quotes

Hendric: ..yes...me and my...cat are...archeologists

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Iva: Yes, in fact we sent a petition to the dwarven king!

Hendric: ..we did? ...yes! We did!

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George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer:

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at The Lovelycraftians! They’re a super creepy and fun Call of Cthulhu actual-play podcast. Check them out over on twitter @lovelycraftians!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. On a trial basis I will be starting my own emotional support goblin service. If you would like a badly drawn goblin alongside a motivational quote, email us at [email protected]! (NOTE: this is not a professional service. Quality of goblin drawing and/or motivational quote cannot be guaranteed. If you need support please consider talking to your doctor or local helpline number, not a random podcast character who also happens to be an anarchic goblin. Much love.)

Following on from last week’s adventures featuring our band attempting to get through an ancient dwarven city with life and limbs intact, we rejoin them now in the presence of an imposing (but hopefully not evil) palace. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Having risked entering an ancient palace with questionable patio decoration, our plucky adventurers spend way too much time being meta and coining inappropriate phrases. What will they find within the well-drawn doors of the palace?

Quotes

George: Are there any suits of armour in which I could hide?

Emma: Are there any bookcases we could hide in?

***

Sam: Roll perception for a pervert painting!

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Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

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Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. I hope no one ever compares me to Chuck Lorre for doing this meta/self-referential/whatever joke at the end of our notes. Wait I guess I just compared myself to Chuck Lorre. Crap, did it again.

Adventuring further through the ancient Dwarven city, join our adventurers in episode 6 as they outrun unearthed horrors. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

In continuing their delve through the ancient city of Weitheim, our plucky band has unearthed horrors from the deeps. As we return to their predicament now, we see the immediate results of Leer “purest of intentions” Flim-Flam, who in no way can be blamed for the outcome of his spell backfiring.

Quotes

Hendrik: I love my stick, but it doesn’t do what I need it to do.

Alex: A problem for anyone at your age.

***

George: I’m really blessed, that all of the people in the city spend their dying moments writing exposition.

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Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

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Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer:

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Dice Out, Now Game! They’re a DnD 5e podcast set in a unique and exciting homebrew world! Follow them on Twitter @DiceOutNowGame!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. With Christmas fast approaching we feel the need to remind you that, yes, despite the fact it still feels like we must be somewhere in the middle of March with Easter fast approaching, no, we are in fact near the end of 2020. Here’s to a better 2021, rather than 2020 pulling a fast one on us and somehow continuing for another year!

On their way to finding the mythical Axe of Khadur, join us in episode 5 as our adventurers continue to explore the underground of the ancient city, all the while running from whatever horrors await within. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Having found a beleaguered dwarven patrol our adventurers continue their noble pursuit of wealth and power by adventuring into the underwater underground of the dwarven city. Sending their most aquatically-suited and conveniently also most expendable member of the party to scout ahead, Ambo comes across an amphibious snake. Will Ambo’s innate charm translate to a new snakey friend? Or will the party have to employ more ingenious methods of subduing the snake?

Quotes

Lachlan: Wait, hear me out guys...snakes on SEVERAL planes?

***

Iva: Maybe we can just camp it out?

DM: Wait, your plan is to wait for the snake to die of natural causes?!

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Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Modified Roll! With a focus on collaborative storytelling and frequent bi-weekly updates they’re a perfect addition to your podcast collection! Follow them on Twitter @ModifiedRoll!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Infinite Deer Personals: Dragon (256 years young, green) looking for hoard. Must be shiny, numerous, and gold, but will settle for silver and gems. Likes: reading, sleeping, burning villagers alive, curling up with you for years on end and whispering sweet nothings. Very overprotective. Serious applicants only, contact Steve, the mountain caves just outside the newly burnt down settlement. <3

Having entered an ancient and destroyed dwarven city, our ‘heroes’ continue fighting ancient zombie/skeleton-dwarves in episode 4. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Continuing their fight through an ancient dwarven city of Weitheim, our plucky opportunists prove that size isn’t everything as the two smallest members of the party break their backs carrying the other two through the dangers that abound throughout the city. What delights await? What horrors will haunt the dreams of our party for weeks to come? Find out, in episode 4: Krug’s new backpack!

Quotes

Alex: Our sick pony is out there eating grass but it’s not happy, it coughs up a bit of blood, throws up a little as it eats, but otherwise it’s having a great time!

Lachlan: What is this bizarre end of life care we’re giving this pony?!

***

Emma: I saw Benedict Cumberbatch in Frankenstein, rolling around in a nappy! Just Benedict, naked

Alex: Amazing

Emma: Rolling...in a nappy!

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Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer

George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer:

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at Merely Roleplayers! Search for them on all good podcasting apps if you want to hear exciting and varied content by people who actually know what they’re doing (unlike us)! Follow them on Twitter @MerelyRoleplay!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Subscribe by midnight tonight, or else one-legged Ambo-backpack will appear in your bedroom while you sleep, whispering you sweet nothings while Krug dances to a tune only you can hear! If you do subscribe, you will instead be blessed with cute kitty hijinks as Iva gifts you with a charm of +1 kitty friendship! You have everything to gain and horrifying fishman-orc interpretive dance to lose!

Our adventurers’ misdeeds continue in episode 3, as the more competent members of our party attempt to rescue and rectify the issues the less competent party members created. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went.

Story

Our beautiful adventurers attempt to get themselves out of trouble in the middle of a Dwarven military encampment. With a mixture of both harebrained and...audacious schemes, will everyone make it out with body and mind intact?

Quotes

DM: Are you being sarcastic?

Hendric: No I genuinely believe he’s done a very good job! He’s normally such a terrible member of the group, to see him do something so proficiently it’s...remarkable!

***

Hendric: So, what is the actual plan?

*crickets*

Hendric: ...okay fine, I’ll come up with the plan, AGAIN!

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George Hughes: Cast/Producer

Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer

Emma Gadsdon: Cast

Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer

And thanks of course to Wizards of the Coast for creating this wonderful game.

Behind the scenes:

Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician

Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix)

Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat)

Friends of Infinite Deer:

This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at The Dice Girls! Take a listen to their wholesome and hilarious adventures on all good podcasting apps, and follow them @TheDiceGirls on Twitter!

And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. And now, a haiku for your reading pleasure: Leer is the greatest. He can even write haikus. Way better than Krug.