I'm big, I'm sexy, I look like a Keg and you love my voice. oh yeah and six pack Shorty is here too. listen to us go know nuts over nothing and why you should give kids cigarettes.

With Christmas coming around the corner at lightning speed, we give our opinion on what you shouldn't buy people, some fun things about today! and most importantly how to time travel!

Well, its time to head to the toilet! let our crappy thoughts join you while you sit and squeeze out all your troubles, and Shorty goes on and on.... and on about his love!

While we beat these facts into your head, don't ignore your little friend, let our soothing voices help you find the release you are looking for -wink wink-

Thanks a lot guys! Calling us out on stuff we don't know! Well its time for us to try and educate ourselves on the things we NOW know!!!!!

just like every other year! Halloween just ended and I see more elves, deer,  Why so damn early! Well doesn't matter, we are here to talk about it!