Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World

By Erik Lane

If you see something stupid--say something, Stupid!

All of the stories you hear on this podcast are true. None of the names have been changed because no one is innocent from stupidity!

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March 01, 2023Jesus Christ Lizard in FL, A Carjacking Grandma Fail, & Tongue Painting
S4E50 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Florida now has yet another reptile to be wary of & it walks on water. A 15-y/o got a free ride in an ambulance when he tried unsuccessfully to carjack "Grandma". If you have the world's longest tongue, what do you do with it? Maybe make $1,400 from a tongue paining? This episode will have plenty of tongues wagging from talking about all the stupidity...
Two People Ended Up in the Hospital After Crashing a General Lee from "The Dukes of Hazzard";

Drunk Driver Falls Asleep While Ordering Curly Fries at Arby's Drive Thru;

A Guy Threatened to Blow Up the “Hollywood” Sign, but Called Cops i Hollywood, FLORIDA;

FL Parents Add Lifts to Kid’s Shoes, so He'd Be Tall Enough for More Rides at Disney;

70% of People Would Rather Be Buried in an Amazon Box Than an Expensive Casket;

Man Dressed as Giant Penis Arrested for Harassing Women;

Move Over, Cocaine Bear...Here comes Meth Gator!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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47min
February 25, 2023PETA Propositions Wienermobile, Son Makes Parents "Get A Room", & McDonalds Cookie Raging
Remember the catalytic converter theft that happened to Oscar Meyer's Wienermobile? PETA offers their "help" in getting it repaired. When Mom & Dad come to visit, you don't want to hear their lovemaking...so a son sent his parents packing to the closest hotel. When you want a cookie, you'll do anything you can to get one if you're a cookie monster...or if you're THIS stupid woman. When you want stupidity, you'll do anything you can to listen to this week's insanity...
FL Might Ban Dogs from Sticking Their Head Out Car Windows;

TX Sisters Arrested for Threatening Neighbors With Gun Over 'Loud Sex';

Kindergarten Teacher Mortified After Realizing Valentine's Stickers He Got for His Class Are Adult-Themed;

School Official Facing Charges for Booze-Fueled Party Featuring ‘Dirty Santa’;

A Thief Stole a Whole Rack of Chips, Then a Random Guy Opened 2 Bags & Got Arrested;

TX Man Brags on YouTube After Recording Himself Fleeing Cops; Now Faces Felony Charges;

Prisoner Attempts Jailbreak by Disguising Himself as a Sheep;

2 FL Paramedics Suspended After Pronouncing Alive Man 'Dead';

One of the Balloons the Military Shot Down May Have Belonged to the "Northern IL Bottlecap Balloon Brigade";

FL Man Arrested After Disrespectfully Consuming Key Lime Pie;

A Man Set a Record...By Going to Disneyland 2,995 Days in a Row;

A Woman Sold an Original, Unopened iPhone from 2007...for $63,000;

Study Claims Men's Average Junk Size Is Increasing Rapidly...& That's a Bad Thing;

A Pair of Idiot Roommates Got Busted for Lottery Fraud;

'1st Roman Dildo' Discovery Shocks Archaeologists: 'Exciting & Intriguing';

'Penis' Starfish Causes a Tidal Wave of Dirty Jokes.
Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – Is It Weird To Ask Someone Out For The 1st Time On Valentine's Day?" & “Help! – Do Parents Still Have Sex Talks?".
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify!
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1h 47min
February 22, 2023Air-Conditioning Beer, Pancake Tacos, & The Return of "Barney"
S4E48 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Forget the Colorado spring water, IPA Craft beer is now made from the run-off from your air-conditioner! You would expect Taco Bell to offer something like pancake tacos...but no. It's being cooked up with some Southern hospitality! Just when you thought it was safe to turn on children's programming, the purple dinosaur is back! And so is another bonus week of massive stupidity!
A Man Set Fire to His Car...To Discourage Thieves from Stealing from It;

Wyoming Bill Would Make It Easier To Drink Alcohol While Ax-Throwing & Chicken Roping;

Eagles fan breaks into FL firehouse, throws meat cleaver at firefighters;

Pranksters Fly Balloon Over Chinese Embassy, Accused of Trying To Start WWIII;

A Florida Drunk Driver Cracked Another Beer in Front of Cops;

An Armed Robber Stayed at a Crime Scene...to Eat a Victim's Fried Chicken;

A Thief's Getaway Vehicle Is a Stolen Semi with $140K Worth of Poultry.
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify!
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55min
February 18, 2023A Violent Pecker-Puller, A Vibrating Constipation Pill, & Breastfeeding Your Hubby
Domestic assault has gone below the belt for one man who wasn't looking for BDSM from his girlfriend. A new incontinence treatment is "shaking" things up below the belt. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will explain what happens when you forget an important part of your breast pump & you need to relieve the pain from all that surplus. Is this included in the wedding vows "in sickness and in health"? Because this is the sickest... And there's more "sick" stupidity coming.
Garbage Collectors Accidentally Throw Away Couple's Patio Furniture;

FL Man Stole Dog Food From a Gas Station, But Left His ATM Card Behind–ON PURPOSE;

Unlucky NYC sleeping commuter becomes playground for subway rat;

A Guy Drives, Runs, Swims, & Climbs from Cops Before Being Arrested;

‘Death diving’ is the latest dangerous stunt to make a splash on TikTok;

Chick-fil-A testing plant-based sandwich made with cauliflower;

Man Gets Petty Revenge on Airline Passenger With Stinky Feet;

A Guy's Vacation to Sydney, Australia Was Ruined When He Flew to Sidney, MONTANA by Mistake;

New Term: Boyfriend Air;

The Wienermobile's Catalytic Converter Was Stolen;

Lawyer dies after his own gun was triggered by hospital MRI scanner;

McDonald's Is Removing a "McCrispy" Sign...Next to a Crematorium;

Criminal Caught After Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He “Was Doing The Lord’s Work”;

Scammers Tricked a Guy into Fire-Bombing a Bank;

No kids allowed: Upscale NJ Italian restaurant bans children under 10;

As pythons in FL try to hide, they face a new enemy: possums with GPS collars.
Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Is A Control Freak Who Thinks She's Laid Back" & “Help! I Have Many Names".
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify!
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1h 38min
February 15, 2023Raging Naked Man Swings His Plunger, Party BORGs, & Contraband Chicken Wings
S4E46 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
It's bad enough to have to encounter strangers in a hotel when you're locked out of your room wearing nothing but underwear. But what about encountering a hotel stranger who's naked & swinging a toilet plunger? Have you encountered tail-gaters swigging from their BORGs? I'm not talking robots, either. When thinking about what to smuggle into a correctional facility, do chicken wings ever come to mind? There's a lot of stupidity coming to mind in this week's bonus!
Pink Pigeon May Have Been Latest Pawn in Gender Reveal Idiocy;

Footprints in the Snow Lead PA Police to Burglary Suspect;

Minnesota Woman Assaults Boyfriend with a Whole Chicken;

A Dog Ate a Meth Head's Poop and Almost Died;

Starbucks Overcharges Man More Than $4,000 for Two Cups of Coffee;

A Pennsylvania Grocery Store's Robot Escaped and Made a Run for It;

Self-Driving Cars May Require Us to Add Another Color to Traffic Lights.
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify!
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55min
February 11, 2023A Woodcock Tweet Flitters Twitter, Wild Game Supper At The ZOO, Pet-Distracted Sex
The urbane British bird conservatory charity couldn't tweet when discussing "woodcocks" on Twitter because the algorithms have a dirty mind. What better place to prepare a smorgasbord of "wild game" for a party than a zoo? The director of a Mexican zoo got canned after 14 animals went "missing". Can you keep your mind on what you're doing when romancing in the bedroom when "Fluffy" or "Fido" is watching or want to make it a threesome? This & more mind-numbing stupidity awaits...
Neighbors Send Note Begging Man to Stop Having Sex at 6AM;

Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;

Quebec's Groundhog Dies Before Groundhog Day–They Used a Child & a Stuffed Animal;

A Basketball Coach Was Fired...for Impersonating a 13-Y/O Player in a Game;

A TikToker Got Fined $18,500 for Eating a Great White Shark;

New TikTok Trend: Taking Tranquilizers...& Seeing Who Can Stay Awake;

TikTok's "100 Envelope Challenge";

Family Can’t Believe What They Find When They Cut Open Their Sofa;

6-y/o Orders $1K Worth of Grubhub Food—Caused Parade of Delivery Cars;

A Guy Came Home to His Neighbor Wearing His Clothes & Eating His Food, with a Fire Raging in the Background;

Woman found lookalike online—& killed her to fake own death;

Horrified Gas Station Staff Find Severed Human Penis in Parking Lot;

NE Police say Thief stuffed Burger King’s bathroom pipes in pants;

Sexy or Just Painful? Denim Short Thongs Now Exist;

FL Man Charged With Playing With His Jalapeño in Chipotle Parking Lot;

6 Doctors Swallowed Lego Heads for Science. Here’s What Came Out;

Are Swingin' Seniors Tying Loofahs to Their Cars to Let People Know?
Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! – My Aunt Is A Control Freak Who Thinks She's Laid Back" & “Help! I Have Many Names".
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify!
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Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support
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1h 41min
February 08, 2023Gold-Plated Stolen Sex Toys, Smart Diapers, & Million $$ Chicken Wing Heist
S4E44 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode! -
Spanish thieves made off with over $18K in 24-Karat gold sex toys...and I didn't even know that gold-plated made that much of a difference. Penn State researchers have developed technology where your smartphone will tell you if your baby has messed his diaper. A long-standing school lunch lady was secretly smuggling chicken wings to the tune of $1.5 MILLION. Plus, more stupidity than you can shake a drumstick at, too...
10 Common Money Saving Tips...That Just Aren't Worth It;

The Pope Deleted a Tweet Praising the Middle Finger;

A Guy Left a Dead Fish at the "Goonies" House, Then Stole a Boat & Had to Be Rescued;

A TikTok Pastor Says Satan Punishes People in Hell by Having Demons Sing Rihanna Songs;

Driver's Parking Ability & Penis Size Mocked in Brutal Note From Stranger;

Did Alexa Predict World War III to Start November 23rd?

Should the Monday After the Super Bowl Be a National Holiday?
More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
If this podcast doesn't push your buttons, this one will! Join Daniel Leslie for "The Button Pusher" Podcast on Spotify! https://open.spotify.com/show/1ts1rxS6ek23HB5pw6kn3b?si=a398a904bf3049a7
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51min
February 04, 2023A Crab Shack Crapper, Chili Cheese BEER, & Wearable Beanbag Chairs
Some criminals are meticulous about not leaving a trace behind their crime. Not so with this FL Man who left behind some DNA...in the most FOUL fashion. Nothing like cracking open a "cold one" for a refreshing malt beverage...flavored like chili cheese?? The question is would my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" be willing to sample some? Japan has come up with a clothing line for all the lazy people in the world... And the fountain of stupidity is flowing deep & wide this week.
Woman Gets Car Key Lodged in Her Face After Missing Catch;

Even Preschoolers Know That "Because I Said So" Is a Lame Excuse;

People Are Organizing Their DNA, Prints, & Dental Records in Case They Go Missing;

CA Democrats consider wealth tax—including for people who moved out of state;

Women Are Naming the Stupidest Places Guys Have Taken Them on a Date;

Japanese killer chokes to death on prison food while awaiting execution;

Woman Convinced Dead Husband Appears in an Ad for Indian Restaurant;

An "Unknown Possible Explosive Device" Turned Out to Be...an Egg;

A Totally CA Crime: Thieves Try to Rob a Cannabis Dispensary...But Crash Into Solar Panels;

Is tipping getting out of control? Many consumers say yes;

Woman Posed as High School Student for 4 Days Before Being Caught;

Woman sues Fireball maker Sazerac for selling whiskey ‘flavored’ booze;

Woman Set Off Fireworks in Restaurant...Stole a Pizza...& Carjacked a Taxi;

A Female Shoplifter Was Arrested for Battery...By Slim Jims;

A Man Was Caught Stealing a Used Sex Toy..."Wouldn't Be My 1st Choice";

Crappy Question: How Often Do You Look Before You Flush?
Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Caught My Kid Stealing A Candy Bar" & “Help! My Husband Wants Chickens".
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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1h 53min
February 01, 2023A 12-y/o "Big Fish" Story, Accidently Locked Outside Naked, Police Dog Thief
S4E42 ~ Special BONUS Episode! -
Every fisherman has caught a fish "this big", but one 12-y/o boy from Boston has a story of a "fish" he caught in FL that will outdo any other story. How does one find themselves "accidentally" locked out of their house naked? Is that soberly possible? A police department is dealing with criminal activity INSIDE the station by one of their own. This and more stupidity awaits...
A Retired Woman Can't Get Men to Stop Showing Up at Her House for Sex;

85% of Adults Think They're Financially Responsible...But 35% Still Rely on Their Parents to Pay Bills;

A Stupid Thief Ignites a Fire by Smoking While He Was Stealing Gas;

A Guy's Fish Committed Credit Card Fraud While Playing His Nintendo Switch;

Man Arrested for Shoplifting, & Had 37 Pounds of Marijuana in His Trunk;

We Could Only Survive 5 Hours, 11 Minutes Without Our Phone;

Hard to Get? A Woman Gave a Guy Her Number with 2 Missing Digits.
More current events with a "stupid spin" for the "Insane Week In Review" & more "winners" getting the weekly "Genius Awards"!
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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53min
January 28, 2023Deadly Knife-Wielding Roosters, Falling FL Iguanas, & Pot Brownies From The School Lunchlady
It was fowl play of the worst kind in India when 2 men were killed from a chicken foot that had a knife strapped to it. The cock-a-doodle deadly deed came during a Hindu festival that included cockfighting. A FL man was knocked into a trance during outdoor yoga by a falling iguana. And school kids almost were put in a trance from a temporary school lunch lady peddling pot brownies. And if you think this was all pretty stupid, you ain't heard nothin' yet...
Here Are Our Biggest Driving Pet Peeves;

TikTok's Hangover Cure Is Repeatedly Dunking Your Face in Ice Water;

Elderly Woman Killed by Falling Denny’s Sign After Picking Husband Up from Hospice;

Nancy Pelosi Had Priests Perform Exorcism on House After Husband’s Attack;

Couple Accidentally Locks Themselves in Dog Crates;

Petty Revenge #1: A Man Teaches a Stranger a Lesson for Parking in His Driveway;

Petty Revenge #2: A Woman Teaches a Stranger a Lesson for Throwing a Tantrum at McDonald's;

Angry Husband Rammed His Own House with a Car, Then a Dump Truck;

RI Police agree to DNA test cookie for evidence of Santa Claus;

Horse spotted riding in the back seat during McDonald’s drive-through run;

Bizarre Pink 'Vagina Cloud' Sighting Rocks Twitter: 'I Hate My Dirty Mind';

Egg seizures up at border crossings as prices soar in the US;

Raccoon becomes stuck to the railway by his testicle hair in 10℉ temps;

Did a Taco Bell Worker Put Rat Poison in a Rude Customer's Burrito?
Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about “Help! I Caught My Kid Stealing A Candy Bar" & “Help! My Husband Wants Chickens".
Don't forget to download the TELEGRAM MESSENGER & join the "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" Channel to read the actual stories used for the podcast & check out the photos & videos with them! It's FREE & available for Windows, Linux, Android, & Apple for both mobile & desktop!
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1h 57min

FAQs about Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World:

How many episodes does Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World have?

The podcast currently has 603 episodes available.