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Included in this episode: "3-y/o Scratched By A Monkey...At Walmart"; "Whistling Madagascar Frogs Named After Star Trek Characters"; "Woman Accidentally Swallows Wedding Ring While Taking Vitamins"; "Airport Bans Hugs That Last Longer Than 3 Minutes"; "Cop Stole $18,000...in Crime Stoppers Rewards"; & "The Mysterious Newfoundland Beach Blobs"!

Double the pleasure, double the fun...That was the jingle from the old "DoubleMint" Gum commercial. But would it apply to twin girls sharing the same boyfriend...and how does the boyfriend feel about it? When you have back-to-back hurricanes in FL, you get double the stupidity from FL Man! When you take your family on a vacation, you probably wouldn't expect a movie with 40 minutes of "twigs & berries". But it happened on a Quantas flight!

If you love hiking, but don't like work there's some pants for you. If you have been feeding raccoons for 35 years, don't be surprised if they all bring their friends over for a visit. If you love Crocs so much that you want your dog to dress as ugly as you, now you can have matching footwear! There's plenty of bizarre stupidity to boost you through a boring week with another BONUS Episode!

If a weight-loss drink is to be effective, it has to taste like sludge. Okra slime water not only tastes like it, it looks like it. Dog walks have reached new heights thanks to a drone that picks up after your pooch & sky drops it into your neighbor's yard! A family was taken over by squatters...in the form of raccoons...that ransacked their house & left behind a trail of 'coon ! A bonus "Bonus" episode to tide you over until next week! No weekend episode this week...

Would you pay upward of $1,000 to go to a Bridgerton Ball only to be served Kit-Kats & raw chicken, then be "entertained" by a cheap pole dancer? Some folks in Detroit did! A gas leak can creative an explosive situation...especially if it's methane gas...in a sewer...under high pressure. For 2 decades a fake doctor in Thailand helped men "enlarge" themselves using his self-taught "knowledge" from the age of 14. All without a license & on just a 9th Grade education.

Is a passenger on a delayed airline a victim of theft or just an exploiter of viral videos? You decide. When dining in a Mexican restaurant with a jukebox, you'd better be sure you pick the right song, especially if you aren't a Mexican. If an "Arkansas Credit Card" is really a siphoning hose used to suck gas from another vehicle, what is an "Arkansas Adoption"? It will probably involve beer & go down in a campground. It's midweek madness, packed with stupidity!

One would think that living in China, a zoo would be stupid to try & dupe the locals into thinking painted chow-chows were pandas. You would be wrong. It looks like I'm going to be around a lot longer than I thought. I'll let you know when I'm going to die with the results from new data in the Death Clock. A Syrian man thought he had a head cold...but turns out his HEAD was letting his brain ooze out through his nose.

Some people really get into fantasy sports but not as much as this one dude who instantly became an international terrorist. If you've gone looking for treasure in a dumpster, you know you could find almost anything--but what about an SUV? it's the fall season & the apples are ready for picking. And some folks are picking up on an Internet craze, searching for Saskatchewan purple apples...that don't exist. Another midweek of stupidity to get you to the weekend!

What's more fun than a wedding reception? A cat fight that breaks out between the single women over the wedding bouquet! There's a cat fight of a different kind in Springfield, OH and the Haitians there think it sounds appetizing. In Japan, they're not cooking cats, they're admiring them on calendars. But it's not just the cat...it's the cat's "cajones". The fur really flies this week with my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero"!

You know things are bad when people have high anxiety about dropping a deuce at work. So, there's a new company policy. Be careful sniffing candles at dollar stores...you never know if someone needed to do #1. What's worse than your arm or leg "falling asleep"? It's when you have "dead butt syndrome" from sitting too long.