A very weird episode in which we follow The Bachelor over the fence, Ben observes some peculiar public eating habits and Vicki’s new apartment woes continue.

A very limited episode in which Vicki can’t get the internet, Ben sucks at Madden and we sleep through the ANZAC day ceremony.

A very slippery episode in which we get to know our veal, Vicki becomes a public bathroom hero and Ben holds a mock trial for R. Kelly.

A very low energy episode in which we attend a séance, Vicki revolutionises the act of saving a spot in line and Ben’s appliances are haunted by Vicki’s dead dog.

A very misleading episode in which Vicki scours every McDonald’s for the elusive sour Fanta, Ben regrets the gifts of girlfriends past and we fantasise about dating a long-haul pilot.

A very funky episode in which we attend FOMO Festival, Vicki is unsure who she’s buying lingerie for and Ben goes back with Rob to America.

A very sweltering episode in which we feud with Kanye West, Ben refutes claims of a secret girlfriend and Vicki reigns in her tears.

A very transient episode in which Ben plumbs the depths of British reality TV, Vicki’s boyfriend might be possessed and we deal with the awkward post-Purge fallout.

A very perplexed episode in which Vicki sweats over Christmas gifts, Ben dumps his girlfriend for Gigi Hadid and we get conjoined with our favourite pop stars.

A very conversational episode in which we plot to reform the supercontinent, Ben’s shoes fall apart and Vicki kicks someone in the face.