It's crazy to think that the government successfully tricked you into racism. It's even crazier to think that you don't realize how much you love it. Although in this episode, Mike and I don't really talk about racism. The government uses racism as a false narrative to deceive us from the real issue. A HUGE issue that the government doesn't want you to know about: Classism.

Ever wondered what it’s like to have a seizure during sex? Well Harper can tell you all about it. Guy tells Harper that his sister committed suicide and Harper asks him if she was hot. This one's as gay as it gets. If you want to learn about epilepsy, suicide and lesbian seizure sex… This episode is for you. 

Do women prefer child support over TRUE LOVE in this new age? Why don’t you ask your wife? Or just tune in to watch Kali Scott, a woman of class and Guy Reuven, a loser who lives in a van dispute over the idea of whether a woman should seek a quality minded man… or a low quality man with a quality wallet… Someone’s gotta pay these child support bills and it’s not gonna be Guy.

Ever wondered what goes on inside the mind of a Heroin Addict? Well... Today's your lucky day. Meet Luke Robert.

Want to be the best kisser? Watch 2 stoners watch "How to kiss videos" on Howcast, only to discover that the actor in the video is their peer, comedian, Michael Blaustein! After this discovery, the 2 stoners attempt to have a deep conversation but fail miserably as the conversation only leads to the topic of Guy's grandma's suicide at 108 years old, and the controversy between the best cereals, Raisin Bran vs Recess Puffs?

Influencer, ServingUpSarcasm has amassed over 200K followers within the last year. In this episode, he reveals the secrets behind his public interview success and the stories of the women he met along the way. He even takes us on a public interview at the end of the episode! 

2023 Mercedes REAR ENDS my van MID PODCAST! Guy Reuven and Luke Walls discuss the hilarious truth behind Luke's bullied past until they are interrupted by a sudden collision. Guy confronts the driver and negotiates the damage. After 20 minutes... Guy decides to call the whole thing off if the driver buys him 2 burritos...

Can you be too ugly to be kidnapped? Watch two van-lifers complain about never having been kidnapped. One of them is a germaphobe, and another one has dirty finger nails. Can you guess who is who?

As you read this, are you sure that you're thinking for yourself? Are our thoughts just a manifestation of all the content we've consumed and the lies we've been sold? Are we all just being manipulated by public opinion? In this episode, we uncover the idea of "How are you?", if round earthers are becoming the new flat earthers, and society's flawed beliefs on autism.