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  • Deadpan Focus with German Precision
    We're feeling chirpy today, and we're not blaming it on the 1/3rd of a White Claw each! We try to mix things up this week, and I cant say it went too well, but hey, we're working on it, we're learning, we're growing. Let us know if you think it works. I don't know how, but try. A moderately difficult (made more so by the attempted 'jazz up') quote, and a disastrously easy plot from Matt. You know the drill.

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    48 min
  • Heats from the bottom, and squeals when it's ready
    I'm not even going to apologise for the hiatus this time - Jake got a new job and I turned 30. Okay fine, we're sorry. This week is a bit of a painful one. Matt had trouble with both the quote and the plot. Probably karma for forgetting it was actually his turn to host the poorly written plot. We dive a little deeper in to a niche Sci-fi from the early 80's which we've realised is not Matt's strong point. A little deflating but I'm hoping to be on better form next week.

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    50 min
  • Alexa's Taking Over
    It's a little long this week, so I appreciate you may not get to the end. We start with a review of the week, with Jake giving an intimate run down of his time at ComicCon 22, and a heated rant from Matt about people wearing morph suits. Back to normal on the quote this week. Far too many clues for a very slow guess, but I will say that Jake brought his A-Game on the Poorly Written Plot. Boring post chat about AI and the end of the world, and Alexa pipes up too. Stay tuned for more top notch content.

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    53 min
  • Picture That with a Kodak

    Hello yes! Consistently non existent episodes are back, and boy are we rusty. You don't realise until you have a VERY poorly curated podcast how much fake skill you lose after taking some time off. Speaking of time off, we both forgot (and couldn't be bothered to re-listen to the latest episode) who actually presented their plot last time, so naturally we played Rock Paper Scissors to decided who got the honour this week. It was Matt's turn, and honestly I'm kind of shocked that we haven't already done this film. If we learnt one thing from this episode, it's that we need to keep a spreadsheet of films we've actually done.


    Oh, and Matt actually guessed a quote without too many hints this time! Hurrah.


    As one of our listeners said this weekend; "It gets better". We'll get in to weekly spin soon.

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    48 min
  • Always Use Protection
    After a brief hiatus, for no reason other than life got in the way, we're back with more of this absolute dumpster fire. After some technical tuning to start, we dig in to a main course of absolute idiocy. Another quote, far too hard to guess, and another poorly written plot, far too easy to guess. And for dessert? As my grandmother always says, "wait and see pie".

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    48 min
  • If the Boot Fits
    I know I know, it's late, and contrary to what we said on this episode, it's not a week after pancake day, although I do hope you had some good pancakes. This week, it's Matt's turn to bring out the poorly written plot, and did quite a good job at keeping the film under wraps until the very end. This of course, follows another stupendous, albeit very general, quote from Jake, which again, took Matt far too long to get. Sorry not sorry.

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    46 min
  • Dingling for Weeks
    Listen, I know it doesn't look like it, but it feels like we're getting in to the swing of it slightly. Matt FINALLY guesses a quote correctly (with only one marginally too easy clue), and Jake brings the adventure with a very well written (or in the theme of this podcast, poorly) plot. We even start to discuss some SciFi tropes and their uses. Riveting stuff. Laughs and stupidity ensue as always. 

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    45 min
  • The Improbability Factor
    In this weeks conversation, Matt struggles with another cult classic (??), and it's Jakes turn to unravel a poorly written plot involving a bowl of petunias.

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    35 min
  • The Pilot
    By popular demand, and by popular, we mean 2 out of 4 listeners, we have decided (albeit reluctantly) to post the original recording of our first session. Please, go easy. This was recorded on a dark Tuesday evening, on a 15 year old USB Microphone, before we had discovered the wonders of (semi) professional set ups, and the joy that just randomly talking for 30 minutes could bring.

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    32 min

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Join us, Jake & Matt for roughly 30 minutes of pure rubbish. This pet project and rough hobby see us quiz each other on our own poorly written plots, and testing our - admittedly very lacking -…