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We're FINALLY talking about the best movie in the DCEU and we're only a little disappointed that we don't have that much to complain about. A Hollywood Chris? Wonder Woman theme music? Lucy Davis? How did we even find anything to complain about at all?

We discuss Suicide Squad, against our wills. Hot guys and teensy bits of fan service are the only thing that keep us awake, besides our white hot rage.

It's Batman v Superman v Boredom and I think we can all agree that Boredom won. Join Alison and Parker as they discuss this hot mess and rewrite the entire DCEU because, why not?

We are embarking on our second series- this time it's the DC Extended Universe (DCEU). And since Man of Steel is the first movie in that series and we're sticklers for propriety, this is where we begin. Parker has actually done some research and Alison's research/drinking began well in advance of the recording. This episode comes complete with bonus recording.

We're discussing The Green Hornet. Join us for an in-depth, real-time struggle to remember the year 2011, as well as a complete re-imagining of the plot and casting choices.

We're talking Crisis on Infinite Earths. If you don't watch the CW Arrowverse shows, I suppose you could skip this episode, but then you wouldn't get to listen to Parker geek out and Alison drunkenly try to mirror his excitement.

It's time to tell the world about the 1994 unreleased Fantastic Four movie. We did the watching so you don't have to. You're welcome.

Merry Christmas! Just in time for the spending-too-much-time-with-family holidays, here's our episode on Shazam! Learn how much wine it takes for Alison to open up about crushing on middle school characters, as well as Parker's chill ass high school paper on What About Bob? and various other Bill Murray movies.

Holy shit, we're still alive! And we're back! Finally! Ok, enough exclamation points. This episode, we're covering Spider-Man: Far From Home. Alison is sick (most coughs have been edited out- you're welcome), Parker is still angry about The Phantom, and Jake Gyllenhaal's beard is super hot.

We're finally out of the MCU. For one episode anyway. Today, we're talking about The Phantom, that bastion of 1990s action-adventure pulp shit. Alison loves it, Parker is traumatized by it, and we both look forward to everything Comic Con teased us with.