We are gearing up for the annual Scandals Boat Trip, but there are a lot of factors making things difficult. Kind of like trying to figure out what sports team you root for, it can be tough to make the right choice. Your decision can define you well beyond the glory and defeat, but always remember this is supposed to be fun.

Travel helps us to grow, and can change your perspective on the world. It can also remind you that no matter where you are, you still have the same deficiencies. At least it is more fun to be stupid somewhere beautiful.

We are joined by one of the newest TikTok stars, and all without resorting to any Hawk Tuah. We can't say no animals were hurt in her rise to prominence though. We also learn about a whirlwind tour of Europe for one of our own.

Chipotle has been under attack as of late, but we keep learning new ways to make sure we walk away bloated. There a lot of love languages, but well fed has to be one that doesn't get enough press. Speaking of too much press, the Chicago Bears are about to get too much come pre-season.

It was a rough week for some of us, and rough weeks can make for angry attitudes. Wrecking an electric skateboard can help to humble you a bit, but a couple of cervezas can bring the fight back out. Now if we could just get some cicadas to eat and drink that would help.

Father's Day is here, and the Father of all eating contests is in jeopardy. The good news is that this is America so we will find a way to make money on this travesty. Some of us will make more money than others, and it will be the end of the Summer before we find out who.

This week Dave tells a pleasant story about a kid getting a new car, and how a seemingly good experience can turn into a nightmare for the salesman. We also learn about a new option for those of us who like to have a drink every so often.

Life has a way of coming at us all fast, and even when we know it is coming we are still shocked. Like taking a Zoom court appearance for a suspended license from your car, when you figure out what is happening it is often too late.

Showing up to gun fight with a knife is known to be a bad idea. Showing up in the same Costco pants as everyone else can be just as awkward though. I guess they are both better than showing up to a Porsche meet in a Miata.

Art is subjective that is for sure, but some art is universally accepted as pretty cool. It should also be known that human nature means we will always play to the lowest common denominator. When the two meet we should not be surprised at the results. As primal as a snake chasing a mouse, we will do something stupid if you keep giving us the chance.