Airports can be amazing models of efficiency, and they can also be a giant pain in the ass.  There are tricks like skiplagging that can help you find loopholes to make things a bit easier. Getting up early after your flight lands is not one of those tricks. 

We had a quite  week of learning the ins and outs of boating. Turns out a lot of it has nothing to do with actually boating. Choose your first mate wisely because not all have the stomach for the rigors of the lifestyle. 

The cardinal rule for any long party weekend is to pace yourself. Starting off too strong can wreak havoc on the rest of your journey. That's a Pro Tip from us to you, and this week listeners were also trying to give us sage wisdom. It's the give and take that makes it go.

Troy is back after hitting 14 states, all of the diners, 2 oceans, 4 ballparks, 2 cars, 1 hospital, and 3,952 miles of Griswold action.  Not too shabby.

It has been a long time coming, but it was bound to happen.  You can't keep those without boats from building a ShantyTown on the shores once reserved for the elite. Sounds like you can't keep the ShantyFolk from getting boats either. 

If you need to do something that makes you uncomfortable it would be great if you could bring in an expert to make an airtight case for you. In steps your personal Doucher. Shutting down the oldest craft brewery in the country, let your Doucher make the statement. Returning that expensive wine that the waiter brought, tap your Doucher. Need Taylor Swift tickets in Europe...well we already have the douche for that.

There are a lot of new rules to unpack this month.  Some of them only impact those of us here in VA who stream salty content, while others impact all of us who stream. One thing stays consistent, and that is our respect for the Letter of Sullivan Ballou.

It isn't often that we get surprised on this show, but it happened a couple of times today. For the most part this is a good thing, but some surprises bring back memories that maybe should have been left in the vault. 

We are tackling some hard hitting problems this week. How to source the best live edge slabs, what to do when your hell bent on having a meal that is unattainable, trying the latest in hotel trends, and of course breaking down bird poop.  Like I said, pretty heavy stuff this week. 

Troy spent a few days in NY, and came back full hipster. Even his record player is designed to travel with him. Brendan revisits his anime phase, and we review Fast X. Spoiler, even Jason Momoa managed to somehow turn women off with his performance.