4th of July Weekend is here, and we have a handful of pro tips for you. We are also learn of a guy and gal who skipped all the pro tips, and did not pass go on the way to the hospital. In the end you will learn a lot this week. 

We keep learning about the benefits of the Brazilian, and this one we never saw coming.  In fact there appear to more benefits to those than doing 3 day cleanses.  We recap Father's Day, and you can clearly see the benefits of doing it sober VS well off the wagon. 

Some of us are still on the wagon, but the episode goes off the rails quickly. We learn about all new drinking games, get a social media update, and debate the merits of some new manscaping ideas. 

It has finally happened, the episode you all have been begging for. Stu is back, Troy and The Abacus are gone, and top it off Brendan is sober and sick. Yep it has the makings for a classic!  At least we did find a true unicorn in the wild, and that may be miracle enough. 

This week we discover a new Social Media app, and surprisingly we were reunited with an old podcast "friend" even without the help of the app. We are also revisited by a family of birds that we really thought we were done with.

Sometimes you just can't help but talk to the manager, even if you have had this conversation before. It can be hard to stay out of your own way, but if you are right you are right, right?

Malort, Is Caillou Dead, Keto Crotch may seem like a hodgepodge of nonsense words, but we have learned that this is how people find us. As crazy as it sounds those are the words most often sited by those who visit our site.  I guess it is time to lean in.

Credit card roulette can be a rough game, but if you keep playing your luck is bound to change...right?  I guess your chances are better than having to regrow your manhood on your arm.

Right from the jump this episode goes sideways, and we end up down an exotic meat manatee hole. Pass the snake wine, and let's sit on the tailgate while we dream of music festival's in the future. 

It has been over 4 years in the making, but the identity of BooBoo Mysterio has finally been revealed. BooBoo calls in to break down how it all started, and WTF his clues actually meant. We got close on some clues, and we whiffed hard on most.  How nobody noticed him on a day time drop off will always be a mystery to me. Seriously what does it take to raise an eyebrow around here?