Hey, you crusty toad-spotted turds! 

Thou puny tallow-faced giggles!!  

Thou droning ill-nurtured pignuts!!!

Thou sanctimonious rude-growing canker-blossom!!!!

WHAT THE HELL DO THOSE MEAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

In today's episode, we deep dive into the insults in Shakespeare plays and those of Elizabethan times in general.  Think about it - you can learn how to insult your friends and neighbors AND THEY WON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD!!!!!

You hope............



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Episode Sources:

Years and years of experience with Shakespeare from two rather opinionated theatre professionals, you dicks!!!!  And cunts. (Owen insisted we add this.)

BUT ALSO:

Goodman, Ruth - How to Behave Badly in Elizabethan England, Liveright New York  London

Some Shakespeare Insult Generators on the interwebs  :)

Many, many other books!