In this episode, the RPGBOT team dives into a hilariously overlooked topic in fantasy games: intelligent weapons—or, as we like to call them, "the sassiest companions you'll ever equip!" These talking items aren't just glorified stabby-sticks; they're a game mechanic waiting to add spice to your campaign. Whether it's a dagger with daddy issues or a bow that never shuts up about its legendary aim, these intelligent items have been tragically underused by players and DMs alike. Join us as we explore how to bring these quirky companions into your games without sparking a mutiny at the table. Ready for some weapon banter? Let's roll!

MATERIALS REFERENCED IN THIS EPISODE

• RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes
• RPGBOT.Podcast Episode 4 – Failure, with special guest Colby of the Crit Fails Podcast
• DnD 5e
• Monster Manual
• Other Stuff
• Cortana
• Dr. Marten's Boots
• Easy Roller Dice (affiliate link)
• Futurama: Benderama
• Gollum
• Monstrous Races (affiliate link)
• Pinocchio
• Portal & Portal

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