Ever wonder what happens when you mix dark gods, self-driving cars, and a dysfunctional team of grimdark misfits with questionable decision-making skills? Welcome to the Warhammer 40K actual play recap you didn't know you needed.

Episode Summary

In this delightfully chaotic recap, the RPGBOT crew careens through a whirlwind of topics, from the pending excitement of new Pathfinder 2 classes to the mechanized nightmare of self-driving job loss. But the star of the show? A deep dive into the ridiculous, horrifying, and sometimes oddly comedic world of Warhammer 40k: Imperium Maledictum.

The gang reflects on their actual play experience, sharing insights on the warp-charged mechanics of psychic powers, the elegance (yes, really) of the d100 system, and the sweet spot between cosmic horror and laugh-out-loud party banter. Standout moments from characters like Scythia highlight how understanding mechanics and leaning into the absurd can lead to both strategic victories and glorious trainwrecks.

Also: why your next campaign might just need a healthy dose of paranoia, failed rolls, and heretical banter.

• Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook (affiliate link)
• RPGBOT Review
• Imperium Maledictum GM Screen (affiliate link)
• Imperium Maledictum Starter Set (affiliate link)

RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes

• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 1
• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 2
• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 3

Key Takeaways

Tabletop Revelations

• Pathfinder 2e is teasing new classes, which is great news for people who believe “too many options” is just a myth.
• Self-driving tech is getting smarter. Human drivers? Not so much.
• NPCs aren't just background noise—they're cannon fodder, moral compasses, and comedic relief.

Warhammer Woes and Wins

• Warhammer 40K is not just grimdark—it’s grim-snark.
• Psychic powers in Imperium Maledictum are just as likely to solve your problems as create new ones with warp-fueled explosions.
• The warp charge system is like gambling, but with more nosebleeds and moral consequences.
• D100 mechanics: Because nothing says “drama” like rolling a 97 when you needed a 10.
• Character creation in Warhammer is like writing your own Greek tragedy... but with more skulls.

Gameplay Gold

• Humor thrives in darkness—especially when your team’s best plan is “hope we survive.”
• Character traits are more than flavor text—they're fuel for absolute chaos.
• Encounter balance isn’t just math; it’s an artform, especially when your enemies can casually explode your squad.
• Actual play storytelling can (and should) embrace both horror and hilarity.

Meta Moments

• Scythia proves that understanding your character can turn a minor scene into campaign legend.
• Chaotic mission execution? Still better than not having a plan at all.
• New players are often baffled by the absurdity of 40K—and then completely hooked by it.
• The crew’s blend of mechanics mastery and storytelling madness creates a rich, laugh-filled narrative.

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Ash Ely

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Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

Ever wanted to see psychic bar fights, grenade-happy cultists, and heresy investigations go completely off the rails? Welcome to Hive Scarthias—hope you brought a bucket.

In this explosive actual play episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, our investigators dive headfirst into the grimdark world of Imperium Maledictum. Set in the smog-choked depths of Hive Scarthias, the team trades in their day jobs for a deadly mission to root out heresy—covertly, of course.

With a tense bar encounter, a grenade-flavored cult reveal, psychic power mishaps, and a suspiciously significant bucket, this session blends tactical chaos with character-driven storytelling. From whispering in shadows to setting things on fire (intentionally or not), our party brings you drama, strategy, and a whole lot of dark humor.

Whether you're here for the roleplay, the psychic duels, or the sheer narrative mayhem, this episode has something for every 40K fan and RPG lover alike.

Links

• Imperium Maledictum Core Rulebook (affiliate link)
• RPGBOT Review
• Imperium Maledictum GM Screen (affiliate link)
• Imperium Maledictum Starter Set (affiliate link)

RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes

• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 1
• How to Play Imperium Maledictum Part 2

Setting & Atmosphere:

• Life in Hive Scarthias is tense, overcrowded, and dangerous.
• The Imperium’s lost technology and cultural oddities shape every interaction.
• Even mundane objects carry weight—sometimes literally, sometimes heretically.

Narrative & Roleplay:

• Characters begin with working-class lives but are pulled into a web of secrets.
• Motivations, personalities, and NPCs drive social tension and humor.
• Subtlety is key—until it isn’t.

Psychic Powers & Mechanics:

• Smite, Dread Presence, memory manipulation—psychic mastery turns the tide.
• Psychic mishaps create chaos and comedy.
• Powers affect both enemies and allies, often hilariously.

Combat & Tactics:

• Combat is fast, deadly, and rules-heavy—in the best way.
• Initiative, movement zones, frenzy, and grenades collide in tactical madness.
• One grenade, one bucket, one heretic too many.

Storytelling & Drama:

• Balancing horror and humor, the session captures the essence of Imperium Maledictum.
• Emotional tension runs high as secrets, hatred, and chaos come to a head.
• Your choices matter—and sometimes explode.

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Ash Ely

• Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games
• BlueSky: @GravenAshes
• YouTube: @ashravenmedia

Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

Before narrative arcs, there was Acererak." Dive into Tomb of Horrors Part II and uncover how D&D’s most infamous deathtrap shaped the game we love (and sometimes fear).

In Part II of the RPGBOT.Podcast’s deep dive into Tomb of Horrors, the hosts examine the legendary module not just as a harrowing dungeon crawl, but as a historical artifact that reflects the design philosophies, challenges, and mindset of early Dungeons & Dragons. The discussion unpacks how Tomb of Horrors shaped player expectations, influenced dungeon design, and helped define the adversarial relationship between dungeon masters and players in early editions. The episode also explores how Gary Gygax’s approach to game balance, storytelling, and player mortality in Tomb of Horrors laid the groundwork for decades of D&D design choices—both embraced and rejected by later generations.

• RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes
• RPGBOT.podcast Episode 1 – DnD 5e’s Investigation Skill
• RPGBOT.Podcast S2E11 – Puzzles
• Mörk Borg Cult: Heretic – RPGBOT.News S2E32
• Part I Tomb of Horrors as a Window in DnD History – RPGBOT.Podcast S3E24
• Other Stuff
• Dungeons of Dread (1e) (affiliate link)
• Return to the Tomb of Horrors (2e) (affiliate link)
• Tales from the Yawning Portal (5e) (affiliate link)
• Tomb of Horrors (3.5) (affiliate link)
• Tomb of Horrors (4e) (affiliate link)

Topics Covered

• The origins of Tomb of Horrors and its role at early Gen Con tournaments
• Gary Gygax's design intent: weeding out overconfident high-level players
• How the module embodied the "DM vs. players" ethos of early D&D
• The difference between puzzle dungeons and modern story-driven design
• The use of traps as the main antagonist: Acererak’s lair as a death machine
• Early D&D's emphasis on player skill over character skill
• The legacy of lethal design and its influence on modules and game systems
• How later editions of D&D tried to update or reinterpret Tomb of Horrors
• The cultural importance of Tomb of Horrors as a shared experience
• What this module tells us about the evolution of D&D’s mechanics and tone

Key Takeaways

• Gygax’s Intentions Were Clear: Tomb of Horrors wasn’t meant to be fair—it was a test. Gygax wanted to challenge players who thought their high-level characters made them invincible.
• The Real Villain is the Dungeon: Unlike other adventures with monsters and villains, Tomb of Horrors uses the environment itself—full of traps and tricks—as the main antagonist. Acererak is more of a concept than a boss fight.
• Old-School D&D Prioritized Player Ingenuity: Surviving the module required lateral thinking, note-taking, and paranoia. Modern players used to forgiving mechanics or narrative safety nets can find the module jarringly punishing.
• The Adversarial DM Was Once the Norm: Tomb of Horrors epitomizes an era where the Dungeon Master was a challenge to be overcome, not a collaborative storyteller.
• Player Death Was Expected—Even Celebrated: Mortality wasn’t a failure, it was part of the game’s drama. Character death drove table stories and became a badge of honor for those who survived.
• Modern Reimaginings Have Softened the Edges: Later versions (3e, 4e, 5e) of the module add story hooks and balanced mechanics but often struggle to retain the tension of the original. There’s a tradeoff between accessibility and authenticity.
• It’s a Snapshot of D&D’s Origins: Tomb of Horrors is more than a dungeon—it’s a reflection of how the earliest games were played, judged, and shared. Studying it offers insight into the roots of the entire hobby.
• Not for the Faint of Heart—Then or Now: The module remains infamous for a reason. While it can be fun, running or playing it still requires buy-in from everyone at the table that pain and death are part of the experience.

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Tyler Kamstra

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Ash Ely

• Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games
• BlueSky: @GravenAshes
• YouTube: @ashravenmedia

Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

 

When your world’s on fire, the schedule’s in chaos, and the goblins are unionizing—welcome to West Marches.

In this episode, the hosts venture deep into the untamed wilds of West Marches–style tabletop roleplaying games. With no regular party, no fixed storyline, and no safety net, they explore how this classic format redefines player agency and opens the door to truly dynamic storytelling. The hosts explain how to build a vibrant, reactive world filled with tension, consequence, and creative freedom.

They also share tips for managing the behind-the-scenes chaos: prepping seasonal events, tracking a living timeline, and handling player-driven schedules without losing your mind. Along the way, they touch on the mechanical differences between Pathfinder 2 and D&D 5e in supporting exploration-based gameplay and share some clever ideas for managing treasure, experience gaps, and inevitable player death.

Links

• Hexploration on Archives of Nethys
• Mork Borg (affiliate link)
• Outdoor Survival
• PF2 GM Core (affiliate link)
• Shadowdark
• RPGBOT.Podcast Episodes
  • Random Encounters

If you want to get into a West Marches Campaign and join his personal Discord Server, contact Ash Ely at BlueSky: @GravenAshes 

Key Takeaways West Marches Gameplay Design

• West Marches games emphasize flexible scheduling and nonlinear, player-driven adventures.
• The world is sandbox-style—no set party or plot—and players choose when and where to explore.
• Hex crawling and random encounters enhance exploration and inject unpredictability.
• A successful West Marches world is reactive, with consequences shaped by player choices.
• GM prep includes world timelines, seasons, and milestone-based time management.
• NPCs may be unreliable, adding narrative tension and misdirection.
• The format suits drop-in/drop-out play, allowing varied player participation.
• Players must prepare before sessions, as they drive the story.

Storytelling and Worldbuilding

• The world should feel lived-in, with visible effects from past player actions.
• Incorporating pacing shifts and seasonal changes creates depth and realism.
• Building a sense of urgency can help motivate player decisions.
• Character death and level gaps must be handled carefully to maintain balance and satisfaction.
• Creative treasure systems can engage players more than traditional loot drops.

System Considerations

• Pathfinder 2 excels at structured exploration, making it a strong choice for West Marches.
• D&D 5e is viable but may require tweaks for sandbox structure and time management.

Community and Culture

• The hosts provide updates on upcoming Pathfinder 2 spell list guides.
• Audiobooks offer a practical way to enjoy fiction while multitasking.
• They tease an upcoming audiobook version of Randall’s novella.
• Supporting local game stores is emphasized as critical to the health of the hobby.
• Listener engagement through reviews and shares helps sustain and grow the show.
• Ash and Tyler discuss personal struggles with reading and time, connecting with listeners on a relatable level.
• As always, the show mixes insightful advice with humor and camaraderie, the secret ingredients that keep listeners coming back.

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Tyler Kamstra

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Ash Ely

• Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games
• BlueSky: @GravenAshes
• YouTube: @ashravenmedia

Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

 

This episode is sponsored by DungeonFlow.app. When the gods demand adventure, Dungeon Flow answers—summon your map now at DungeonFlow.app.

In this wide-ranging and emotionally resonant episode, the RPGBOT.Podcast takes a sharp turn into the shifting foundations of the tabletop RPG industry, particularly the significant changes at Wizards of the Coast.

With the recent retirements of longtime Dungeons & Dragons luminaries Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford, the hosts take a thoughtful look at the history of these figures, their legacy, and what their departure means for the game’s future. The episode explores the consequences of Hasbro’s increasing influence on creative decisions, the fallout from the OGL crisis, and the failure of initiatives like the Sigil VTT.

Throughout, the hosts consider what lies ahead for D&D—whether the game will weather the storm of corporate missteps or if third-party publishers will seize the moment to redefine the RPG landscape. Amid uncertainty, one thing is clear: the future of the game will be shaped by both the community’s response and the creative forces willing to strike out on their own.

Key Takeaways The State of Dungeons & Dragons

• Chris Perkins and Jeremy Crawford, two of D&D’s most influential figures, have stepped down.
• Perkins has worked on D&D since 1988, while Crawford helped shape 5e’s identity.
• Their exit signals the end of a creative era and raises questions about who will lead next.
• Hasbro’s increased focus on profitability has compromised creative freedom.
• The OGL crisis alienated fans and damaged trust in Wizards of the Coast.
• Sales of the 2024 Player’s Handbook were record-breaking but still missed expectations.
• Shortages of physical books suggest logistical and planning issues.

Industry and Community Impacts

• The Sigil VTT project, led by video game designers, failed to meet community needs.
• Layoffs and leadership changes have made the future of D&D increasingly uncertain.
• Many believe D&D is leaving its "golden age" and entering a phase of instability.
• Hasbro’s corporate oversight has placed immense pressure on remaining design staff.
• Amanda (noted designer) is recognized as talented but remains controversial.
• The rise of third-party developers may usher in a more decentralized RPG scene.
• Players are growing more divided over recent content, pricing, and delivery models.
• The shift toward digital may alienate some fans and raise the cost of entry.
• Despite frustrations, many still wish D&D and its former designers well.

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Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

In this episode, the RPGBOT.Podcast crew bravely (and foolishly) opens the first rusted gate into Tomb of Horrors, one of the deadliest and most legendary modules in tabletop RPG history. Originally written by Gary Gygax to humble overconfident players and their min-maxed murderhobos, the Tomb has become a rite of passage for generations of adventurers who thought they were smart. They weren’t.

The hosts dive into the legacy, design philosophy, and gameplay experience of Tomb of Horrors, from its origins in early tournament play to the sadistic joy it brings DMs and the crushing despair it brings players. They analyze why this deathtrap dungeon still matters today, how to survive it (hint: you won’t), and what modern lessons GMs can learn from its brutal design.

Spoiler alert: There are puzzles. There are traps. There is no mercy.

The Origins of the Tomb

• Written by Gary Gygax in 1975 for tournament play at Origins I.
• Designed specifically to kill off characters run by smug powergamers.
• Later published in 1978 as S1: Tomb of Horrors, and updated across editions including 3E, 4E, 5E (Tales from the Yawning Portal), and even in Ready Player One.

The Philosophy of Pain

• Tomb of Horrors isn't about combat—it's about punishing overconfidence.
• Encourages player skill over character sheet. You can’t punch your way through this dungeon.
• A brutal mix of riddles, false doors, lethal traps, and one very smug demilich.

Theater of Brutality

• Gygax’s use of boxed text and riddles set a template for narrative traps.
• The party isn’t just punished physically, but psychologically. “Congratulations, you poked the wrong wall and died instantly.”
• Puzzle Madness
• The module requires deep logic puzzles and metagame thinking.
• Hosts discuss how this creates a blend of escape room and psychological horror more than traditional dungeon crawling.

Modern Takeaways

• How GMs can use elements of the Tomb to design clever traps and tests without just steamrolling players.
• Emphasizing consequence and caution in modern storytelling.
• How to prep your players for a game that isn't fair—and was never meant to be.

Warning for Players

• If you're playing in a Tomb of Horrors game and haven’t read it: TURN BACK NOW.
• The spoilers are real, the traps are real, and the deaths are personal.

Spoiler Warning:

This episode contains full spoilers for Tomb of Horrors. Listener discretion is advised unless you're the kind of player who thinks 10-foot poles are optional. They're not.

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Randall James

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• Amateurjack.com
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Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

In this riotously entertaining episode, the RPGBOT.Podcast crew embarks on a wild ride from the expressive chaos of Nicolas Cage's acting to the mythic battlegrounds of Ysgard, the Viking heaven of Norse mythology. Along the way, the hosts take pit stops in Glorium's rowdy streets, wander the dwarven stronghold of Nidavellir, and contemplate the celestial politics of Seluna and Shar. Whether you came for cinematic hot takes, planar travel lore, or tactical GM advice, this episode has something for everyone who enjoys myth-heavy mayhem and tactical improvisation.

The crew dives into the layers of Ysgard’s lore—from eternal battles and sentient giants to magical gate towns and celestial intrigue—blending serious worldbuilding with their signature humor. They also tackle the practical side of RPG combat, offering advice on reskinning monsters, navigating Challenge Ratings, and surviving those “oh no” moments behind the DM screen.

So strap in for an episode that’s part mythic deep-dive, part Cage-fueled comedy roast, and 100% tabletop chaos.

Key Topics Covered:

Character Creation & Acting Tangents

• The artistry of Nicolas Cage: method actor or chaos incarnate?
• Mark Wahlberg’s variable performance range.
• Why bad movies sometimes make for great inspiration.
• RPG character creation as a narrative tool and personal expression.

Deep Dive: Ysgard, the Plane of Eternal Battle

• Ysgard is Viking heaven: eternal war, mighty mead, and storytelling mayhem.
• The confusing yet compelling structure of Norse myth and its impact on D&D lore.
• Differences between Ysgard and Akaron: glory vs. order.
• Portals, planar access points, and the metaphysical bus schedules to Ysgard.
• The Rumelais: unique native creatures with mysterious motivations.
• Giants in Ysgard: smart, social, and surprisingly civilized.
• Gate Town Glorium: culture-rich, fire-giant-threatened, and narrative gold.
• Nidavellir: a dwarven and gnomish city-state with its own unique governance.
• Celestials and cosmology: the Lilin, transformed by Seluna, and the tension with Shar.

Mythical Bits & Narrative Hooks

• Rattatosker the squirrel: more than a meme, he’s a lore-bearing rodent of mischief.
• How players can plug their own stories into the mythic framework of Ysgard.
• Tirza of Glorium: adding drama, danger, or comic relief to planar campaigns.
• The Gates of the Moon: not just a poetic name, but a powerful location.

GM Tools: Combat on the Fly

• Strategies for improvising combat encounters.
• Why reskinning monsters keeps players on their toes.
• Action economy: what it is and how it defines encounter flow.
• The truth about Challenge Ratings: more suggestion than science.
• Tools of the trade: stat blocks, encounter tables, and “The Monsters Know What They’re Doing.”
• Practice makes prepared: why experience is the best GM teacher.

Key Takeaways:

• Ysgard is ideal for chaotic good storytelling, player-driven plots, and epic themes.
• Norse myth is vague, fragmented, and rich with room for creative adaptation.
• Glorium offers fertile ground for exploration, politics, and conflict.
• DMs can elevate encounters by preparing loose frameworks and embracing improvisation.
• Even the most over-the-top topics (Nick Cage included) can lead to real storytelling gold.

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Tyler Kamstra

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Ash Ely

• Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games
• BlueSky: @GravenAshes
• YouTube: @ashravenmedia

Randall James

• BlueSky: @GrimoireRPG
• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati

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In a sweeping odyssey from futuristic drone deliveries to ancient alcoholic beverages to gummy bear supremacy, the hosts embark on a chaotically charming journey. Along the way, they sprinkle in heroic (and sometimes tragic) roleplaying stories, before dive-bombing into the real main course: Pathfinder 2’s Player Core 2 classes. From the Alchemist's "rocket science with acid" vibes to the Monk's "please read an entire pamphlet before punching" complexity, the crew hilariously (and honestly) rates which classes are gifts to new players... and which ones are straight-up hazing rituals. Spoiler: not every hero’s journey starts with a Sorcerer, but it probably should. As always, this episode blends equal parts insight, sarcasm, and food-related fistfights to deliver pure, chaotic nerd energy.

• Player Core 2 (affiliate link)

Key Takeaways: The Warm-Up Act: Technology and Booze

• The future is now, and it’s filled with drones dropping off your liquor faster than your wizard drops concentration.
• Cultural drinks come with rich histories... and even richer hangovers.
• Drinking at the game table: historically accurate, questionably advisable.
• Gummy bears vs. chocolate: the ultimate alignment chart debate.
• Historical booze trivia > your high school history class.

The Main Event: Pathfinder 2 Player Core 2 Class Gauntlet Alchemist

• The Alchemist is like chemistry homework... if your homework occasionally exploded.
• Verdict: Absolutely NOT beginner-friendly unless you really miss high school science fairs.
• Barbarian
• Smash good. Rules a little complicated. Smash anyway.
• Verdict: Good for new players who want to punch first and ask questions during the next rest.

Champion

• Best AC progression in the game and still somehow has time to lecture you about morality.
• Verdict: A solid, shiny choice for beginners who like shields and judging people.

Investigator

• You’re playing Sherlock Holmes, but whether you’re "BBC Sherlock" or "Muppets Sherlock" depends on your DM.
• Verdict: Great if your campaign actually cares about mysteries; confusing if it’s mostly dungeon crawls.

Monk

• "Simple" is not a word monks recognize unless you tattoo it onto your fist stance.
• Verdict: Skip for first-timers unless you enjoy flowcharts and stretching.

Oracle

• Gain cosmic power...and a cosmic rash called a Curse.
• Verdict: Risky but spicy. Probably better once you know what the heck you're doing.

Sorcerer

• Spells for days, minimal homework. Except for that "spontaneous casting" trapdoor.
• Verdict: Excellent for beginners who want to sling magic without feeling like they’re filing taxes.

Swashbuckler

• Fun, flashy, mechanically messy unless you really understand panache (and who among us truly does?).
• Verdict: Cool if you want to be stylish. Tricky if you think style points are automatic.

Bonus Wisdom

• Orange means “good luck, you’re on your own” on the RPGBOT rating scale.
• The Swashbuckler remaster fixes some major faceplants, but you still have to do homework.
• Action economy is the silent killer of joy — and most Swashbuckler builds.
• Automation (for Investigators) is your friend. Be the nerd who builds a database.

Closing Thoughts:

• Picking the right class makes your first Pathfinder 2 game a dream instead of a slow descent into existential dread.
• Engaging with content creators (via likes, reviews, and ritual blood oaths) keeps the community alive.
• Food metaphors are the only way to survive complex TTRPG mechanics.
• Know your mechanics — or at least pretend really convincingly at the table.

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Ever felt like your game was getting stale, your rogue was phoning it in, and combat felt like a chore? Then ditch your old system and found something that actually slapped.

In this episode of the RPGBOT.Podcast, the hosts tackle the treacherous terrain of transitioning from one TTRPG system to another—whether by choice, necessity, or that one player who just won’t stop talking about Pathfinder 2e. They discuss how to manage the shift from familiar mechanics to new rulesets, how to keep your players engaged through the change, and why it's okay if not everyone wants to come along for the ride.

The crew dives into the logistical and emotional aspects of change: how to gracefully retire a campaign, how to choose your next system, and how to pitch it to your group without sounding like a game mechanic evangelist. They offer strategies for onboarding players to a new system, converting existing characters, and balancing the group’s excitement (or resistance) to change.

Whether you’re upgrading from D&D 5e, diving into indie systems, or dragging your friends into the crunchy chaos of GURPS, this episode gives you the tools, stories, and cautionary tales to make the leap a little less daunting—and a lot more fun.

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Oh no, that is too many choices! How will anyone ever possibly pick a class for their first Pathfinder character?

The RPGBOT.podcast team takes a look at the classes in Pathfinder 2e's Player Core 1 and discusses which classes are and aren't good choices for new players. Will Fighter fit? Cleric is certainly correct. But is Bard better? Can we come up with other alliteration for the classes? Apparently not!

Materials Referenced in This Episode

• PF2 Player Core (affiliate link)

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• Professional Game Master on StartPlaying.Games
• BlueSky: @GravenAshes
• YouTube: @ashravenmedia

Randall James

• BlueSky: @GrimoireRPG
• Amateurjack.com
• Read Melancon: A Grimoire Tale (affiliate link)

Producer Dan

• @Lzr_illuminati