Internal Robots Podcast

Hey there podcast pals! Grab your auditory device and get these spoken words in you; it's the Internal Robots Podcast! David, Jack and Brunker gather round the ol' microphone to gab about their time with Sea of Thieves, Far Cry

We're back with a humdinger of a Cage role; that of Peter Loew in 1989's Vampire's Kiss. This might very well be the pinnacle of the enigma that is Cage, if for nothing more than his glorious range of facial acting. David, Jack, Josh & Gabby dive into this bizarre creation from first time theatrical film director Robert Bierman.

We are watching on Australian streaming service Stan, and are queued up just as the MGM logo fades out at the 11s mark.

Uh oh, it's that time again. David, Jack & Brunker get together to hash out the big issues, like how to sacrifice your various homunculi daughters, the annihilation of bears, what is in that breach, what I can do with my Xbox Pirate Blaster, and where Vivendi can shove it.

David, Jack, Brunker & Gabby take a quick break from Cage (though the hope that he makes surprise appearance remains eternal) to bear witness to this Russian take on the modern superhero movie. Join us, won't you?

We are queued up at the 00:00:01 mark, just before the studio titles begin.

We're watching along with the Australian Blu-ray release (available from your preferred physical media retailers). This one doesn't seem to have made it to many streaming services just yet, but may be available to rent/buy form various services in your region.

David hands over hosting duties to himself, played by Brunker, and is also joined by Jack... and Brunker. I'm sure you can all agree it was the right choice. Under such guidance they discuss Kingdom Hearts, Ratchet & Clank, Into the Breach, Telsa vs Lovecraft, the very real way and definitely not ridiculous way in which video games are responsible for gun violence, and other such hard-hitting topics like amorphous blob sex dolls.

I'm so sorry, and congratulations. Welcome to the paradise of David, Jack and Brunker, in which there is much discussion of Shadow of the Colossus, Yakuza Kiwami, Assassin's Creed, Burnout, and historically accurate 1920s penis policy. All this is underscored by the super secret soundtrack of Avril Lavigne. It's there, you just have to believe.

Stop enjoying yourselves and get this podcast in you! David, Jack & Brunker dive into birthdays, octo-things and boats, when it's fun to vomit (surprise, it's never), casting Sleeping Dogs and Mario movies, and some Monster Hunter.

Robots assemble! David, Jack & Brunker are on boat as they dive into a plethora of news from Nintendo Directs, CES and Twitter, and stop me if you've heard this: discuss NieR:Automata, Yakuza 0, Assassin's Creed: Origins, and Sting? Also, Jack makes a bet on the setting of the next AC, so we'll be holding him to that.

A new year is upon us, and with it a new podcast... episode. David, Jack & Brunker reunite in 2018 to bring you discussions of the coming year, some reflections on the past year, and probably some other stuff.

This is it. The definitive Top 10 Video Games of 2017 revealed right here for all your hearing pleasure. We laughed, we cried, we betrayed everything that we believed in, but in the end we were forced to come to some kind of consensus.