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"Encouraging visits to museums to learn about art, history, and science. Ready for an enlightening laugh? After the joke, you’ve got five seconds to piece together the historical punchline. Ready to delve into fun?

1st Joke: Why don't museums ever get bored?

2nd Joke: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

3rd Joke: Why did the painting go to jail?

4th Joke: What did the sculpture say to the museum visitor?

5th Joke: Why was the ancient pottery so broke?

Today's Riddle: A vault of history, not made of gold, where stories untold are boldly told. What am I?

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