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1st Joke: Why did the tomato stop dieting?

2nd Joke: Why did the diet book go to school?

3rd Joke: What did the scale say to the heavy book?

4th Joke: Why do we never tell secrets on International No Diet Day?

5th Joke: Why was the banana the best at diets?

Today's Riddle: Remove my skin and I won’t cry, but you might! What am I?

Thanks for embracing today's uplifting laughs. Be sure to come back tomorrow for some educational entertainment on National Teacher Day!

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