Dear Journal, I made a lot of mistakes this episode. For instance, today I worked on 9/25, not 9/26. Also, this is Episode 19, but I called it Episode 9. Because Star Wars. Also, teenage prostitution shouldn’t be labeled “sex work”, but I can’t use the word “traffic” in Tacoma. It sends the wrong message. […]

Dear Journal, I got back from my birthday party, and it turns out, I’m still the best gift I could possibly ever get. Also, Suzie gave me a replacement journal after I burned you to ashes last week. Yeah, we all hate Suzie. In Sin Seriously, Internet Support the show

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Internet reads the most important conversation in "The Great Gatsby", for your college exams.

After many years in Hippie Heaven, Internet has come to rock you.

Internet recalls the different theme songs we've tried over the years.

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