After a 2 month hiatus, Facetat visits the podcast to talk about ferrets. What else does his mush-mind come up with? You'll just have to listen to find out! Joined by The Dillon Boys, we brush up on what it'd be like to have sex with tall women. We talk about other shit too, whatever, man.

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms
https://twitter.com/HennyMilk
https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH
https://soundcloud.com/heretiiic

SONG:
Going Nowhere - Be Careful What You Wish For

Short, sweet, and to the point-- this weeks episode is a much more laid-back style episode. Drinking at The Dillons again, Alex is here to tell everyone of the time he tried to have an orgy in his car

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK
https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH

SONG:
Swamp Boiiz - GOLD TAC

Happy New Year from everyone at the Internet phantoms Podcast! We feel so blessed that anyone even listens to us get drunk & ramble on and on about shit nobody really cares about-- thank you!
This week, we bring back The Dillon Boys along with one of our very first co-hosts from previous episodes, Hunter. And of course, the wonderful Jess is with us to help explain the female orgasm to us. Thank god.

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK
https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH

SONG:
Going Nowhere - Ouroborox (instrumental)

Christmas is in the air and the Phantom Boys are doing what they do best- get trashed & talk their shit. Between Heretics beef with Amazon, Henny not knowing where the clit was when he was younger, and finding time to have sex with a child-- wait, that's not what I meant! Heretic speaks on trying to find time to have sex with his girlfriend while living with a child in the house. And a very festive continuation of the Grizz Blitzkrieg action saga! Merry Christmas, ghosts & ghouls!
We love ya, Facetat.

Also, Happy Boxing Day! Shoutout Canada, always.

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK
https://twitter.com/BIGHAIRYH
https://twitter.com/fuckfacetat

SONG:
Going Nowhere - Menthol (instrumental)

Some spotty audio, some strange stories, and a lot of beer. We're back with Kevin Dillon & his brother! Get bent, losers, it's time act up in this episode.

SONG:
Swamp Boiiz - WOW

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK

Like Magneto, the 'Anxiety Extravaganza' has a foster-brother, and his name is 'Phantom Fest.' I think the bald cripple was his brother, or something like that in X-Men. Anyway, the Phantom Fest is a mix between friends of the podcast, old and new mixed with some unused footage throughout the time since this podcast has started.

SONGS:
fvreignty - Gotta Go ft. Kyle McKinley
Kamry - Saks Fifth ft. Goldz (prod. YungGoldz)
HERETIC - HUMANWA$TE ft. ONI INC _prod. Kujo)
FACE TAT - douevenlikeme? ft. FXLLEN (prod. Odece)
N$ Darko - onceinnalifetime (prod. Edwards)
Masquerade Butterfly - SerendipityGoing Nowhere - King Diamond Cutter (Instrumental)

LINKS:
https://soundcloud.com/fvreignty/popular-tracks
https://soundcloud.com/caylovesyou
https://soundcloud.com/heretiiic
https://soundcloud.com/fuckfacetat
https://soundcloud.com/734darko
https://soundcloud.com/masqueradebutterfly
https://soundcloud.com/goingnowherexo

HennyMilk is falling apart, the show is a mess, and everyone has gone missing- that ain't going to stop a couple of boys doing what they do best. Talk about weird sexual fetishes and holiday murders. Joined by friend of the podcast Jose AKA DirtyDoveShxt and returning favorite Logan.

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/Podcastphantoms
https://twitter.com/HennyMilk
https://twitter.com/dirtydoveshxt
https://soundcloud.com/dirtydoveshxt
https://soundcloud.com/toonworldcouture

SONG:
Swamp Boiiz - Galactus

HennyMilk gets sucked into a vortex again, but this time he is trapped in a clip show and tries to escape as he relives some of the podcasts funniest and strangest moments.

Everyone at the Internet Phantoms Podcast are thankful for anyone who has been part of an episode in any way, shap, or form. And also for anyone who listens. Truly. Thank you all!

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/BigHairyH
https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat

Good Ol' HM is back, but this time he brought along his radio for you all to listen to his favorite show along with him- The Adventures of Grizz Blitzkrieg. A story of a rough & tumbled ex-marine turned P.I. he must hunt down the killer of his wife and ultimate crime boss, Jimmy the Gator.

SONG:
HERETIC - HOLDTHELINE feat. LIL FIX (prod. SINEMATIC)

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/HENNYMILK
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/BigHairyH
https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat

Politics, Omegle, Canada, and MORE. The Phantom boys known as HennyMilk & Heretic team up to tackle a couple of important topics- such as what vice president Mike Pence would probably have sex with.

SONG:
MYOJIN - MELTED POPSICLES w/ ANDRÉ MARIETTE

LINKS:
https://twitter.com/PODCASTPHANTOMS
https://twitter.com/BigHairyH
https://twitter.com/FuckFacetat
https://twitter.com/MYOJ1N