A glass half full of poison, how to eat news, how to survive in a desert, the meaning of life and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Recognizing the sun, George Orwell as a German discount retailer,  testing witchcraft products on pets,stage two common colds, pretending to edit the present, things you cannot joke about, explaining the economy to a bottle of deodorant and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Back with an extended episode after his common cold debacle, Neal discusses how deja vu works, a single M and M, plumbing for phlegm disposal, inquisitivity, learning manipulateability from spider fingers versus the media, trading listeners and more.

Show 711A – labelled 711.5 on some systems. Your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland has a disgusting cold, so has assembled this care package of previously released material, to tide you over. Back with new shows A.S.A.P.

The argument for urine in fast food, remembering Ireland’s 7-11, artificial panic mechanisms, the problem with ball games, flowers and drugs versus stabbing people,  understanding keys, James Joyce’s Ulysses versus Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A special episode, the content of which is too difficult to describe here. With your humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland, or some version thereof.

A slightly more over-caffeinated than usual Neal discusses Bandages versus beards, how to use an information kiosk, breaking down in a barber shop, a digital heart, unregulated home surgery, filming The Invisible Man, stabbing a cartoon character and more.

Degrees of roundness, reasons not to call a spade a spade, bar water management, stuff versus things, 22 Jump Street, analysing chicken crap, the dark ages of television, colourising rain, axe murders versus axe suicides, fish flasks and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Experimental episode, whatever that means. Teaching cats about pint glasses, from data entry to a patented Professor Stephen Hawkins, a new anti vomit device, churches doing it in English, competing with the Sistine Chapel and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

n another extended episode, we look at teaching common sense to architects, cleaning up after the dinosaurs, shiny new European new currency, a wasted chalkboard, how to tell if you are in the wrong house, philosophising with a dog and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.