Into Your Head

Exposing Alanis Morissette, drunk glove puppets, trucks that carry dead space shuttles, monkey nuts in the future, flashcards for pubs, why this isn't a Pink Floyd album, fake free bowls, one person operated languages and more.

Alcohol concierges for cats, psychic dog walking, catching diseases off yourself, a perpetual circumnavigatory phone call, bags for life versus flowers, the problem with long words, the post-writing-implement era, cat bar inspection tales, introducing Sháinne Greoige to new listeners and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

On today's episode, your host is a little over caffeinated and talks very fast. If you can keep up, you'll hear about treating the sea as a giant marinating pot, non opposable thumbs, the drunk dog psychiatric therapy sales scam, a quick guide to anti sunburn ceilings, what happens to fictional characters when narration ends, what orchards tell us about evolution, problems with metaphorical trains, infra red one way traffic lights, the latest breakfast cereal fashions and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

A tale of two Beatles in a bar, swearing versus binary code, distinguishing pudding bowl haircut wearers from each other, judgemental prehistoric amoebas, unnecessarily naming dots and more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Why the Schrodinger cat deserves a name, things with bubbles in them, alternatives to using names of deities in vein, why presidents don't need names, piddling and alliterating at the same time, a real time manhole interruption, collecting shades of green, a Creutzfeldt Jakob lemonade production failure, the problem with the popcorn industry and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

The Italians and their tomatoes, Shakespearean language versus the modern day sandwich, fun with Braille, dealing with electrical tape, listener correspondence about helicopters, audience harmonica survey, binary performance art, life as an inanimate electric carving knife and more. With your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

Breakfast in a Sanatorium, how evolution will triumph over Miriam Webster, breaking an amoeba\'s legs, stool shapes, touch screen devices for cats, biology versus space exploration, going to hell in a hand basket, how to worry about the world, biscuits versus bars, the true story of a monkey who was really a duck, waggley tails versus spoons and lots more, with your humble proprietor Neal from Ireland. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – It is mandatory to reproduce this attribution for each episode: "Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org."

This is a stream of consciousness nonsense humour podcast that does not in any way condone or support disgraced former pop star Gary Glitter - Paul Franciss Gadd - and his horrific crimes. Neal discusses gospels for scientists, the work ethic of Xray operators, a tale of two refreshingly honest paedophiles in a bar, a listener complaint about burping, a listener comment about narcotics, how to sit on the fence,

The trick or treat scam, life as an adhesive tape dispenser, being dismissive towards cows, truffles versus edible gold, begging for things that grow on trees, Glen Acton returns with a new tirade and more, with your host and humble proprietor Neal from Ireland.

Why birds are paedophile scumbags, how the tax system deals with bags of scum, the pronunciation of elocution, what there was before the universe existed, why rocket scientists are terrorists and lots more, with your host and humble proprietor, Neal from Ireland.