Into Your Head

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. .TONIGHT'S TOPICS INCLUDE: Say something worth saying, Sorry about the crucification thing, Vegan dairy products, Free range humans, Finding my weight in gold, Jesus mows the lawn, Fishmongers are nice, The scales on the fish on the scales, Optional extras for horse purchasers, The inappropriate scales of injustice, Misunderstood Satanism in schools, Helpless in the face of house theft, The big roofing fraud, Man's best friend (supposedly), A bittersweet trip to the toilet, Unfulfilled ice cream dreams, Dead cats in China, My futurecrime.Sháinne Greoige is on holiday but we have the latest update on the cat litter controversy from Athy Weekly World News, and Neal gives a unique guest-lecture for the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme. All theme music / bumpers composed on our Madplayer (an ancient and defunct device that creates bespoke music on the fly). License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. TONIGHT'S TOPICS INCLUDE:Cardboard coincidences, My part in the Christmas industry, Economists drawing cats, Selling microscopic pets, Governing from a leather recepticle, Building a better future with the colour beige, Other people's nuclear bombs, Scrambled eggs before Haloween, Ex-beings, Feet don't grow overnight, The Madonna and foster-child, Mother Teresa's skimpy attire, Martin Scorcesse's blue crayons, Feed me feedback, A sense of the ridiculousALSO TONIGHT The first ever Tomo' at Large, with our new Crime Correspondent, Athy Weekly World News with Sháinne Greoige , and another lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme: Intermediate Psychology for Beginners, Joanne's Weekly Cat Song 2. All music made on our "Madplayer", a defunct and wonderful device that generates music on the fly. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. TONIGHT'S TOPICS INCLUDE: A song for Pippy, This disconnected world, Taunted by the machine, Friday the 13th, Haphazard lunar movements, Tied down by the atmosphere, Redundant directional vocabulary, The wrong North Pole, Stop discovering empty spaces, Polar energy and Communism, My Regular Pony, Adolescence in other species, Self conscious turtles, Pippy caught a mouse, Self sufficiency, A talking turkey, Verifying the television news with dental records, Let's see what's on my cellphone, Limbo gets a reprieve, Don't be a "people person". Also tonight: ATHY WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, WITH SHÁINNE GREOIGE, and part three of our lecture from the Into Your Head Adult Learning Programme: "A BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO IRONY" THANKS ALSO TO: Dustin Meehan, Lockjaw of ThePodcastJunkie.com for extra voiceovery stuff. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. ncludes a segment recorded in Belfast last weekend, and the first in our series of lectures tailoured to suit the needs of our listeners - An Introduction to Cannibalism. Eye Doctorers, Your car funds the health system, Soft drinks nosiness, Unneccessary nutrition, AA mug of air, Disgusting inventions, Unfeasible transportation systems and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Cat toiletrees, You'll be dead soon anyway, Michael Jackson and my mom, This beer might be a placebo, Billy Joel's tale of downtrodden actresses, Kill your pets you selfish bamtard, Beer again, The Kildare Rockies, Geographical aids, Columbus' round trip, Australian men, Cats again, Turnips, Inventing the Compact Disc, Turnips and uncreative gardening, Let's not waste the moon, You're not ready yet, Masking tape, Checking my toes, Nail organistation, Why computer programmes are full of bugs, Cheese premiere, Scallions (a.k.a. Spring Onions to you foreigners), September 11th 1999, Send us your words, Don't just soak and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Non-viable circus police and impersonation thereof, This coffee jar will help, Differences between you and a cat, Thai sweat shops and toilet paper, The new "grandpa" in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Saint Patrick couldn't drive for shit, Labor Day is funny, Arranging surgery for my neighbour, Happy Meals and alcohol, Is your child good anough for a cult?, Pope John Paul II's ugly cross, Worshipping false and incorrectly-named gods, St. Paul the lizard, Jesus' surprise comeback, What's television?, I could bring telephony to Athy, Driving on public transport, My mopedity, Carrying pets on your bike, Trapeze perverts, euthenasi-cat, advice for pet owners and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

WARNING - This is a very early vintage episode of a podcast that's evolved a lot over 17+ years and 800+ episodes. If you're new to the show, please try some current episodes first. Tonight's topics include:Time has no bearing, Where do words come out?, Breaking records is impolite, An elderly bear, Amoeba twins versus cellphones - and explanation, Seperating the sciences, Nixers, How Van Gogh lost his ear, Immortals get things done, Jesus' sushi, How bird flu started, Time still has no bearing, How not to miss your stop when commuting, How Satan got wet, Toilet break warning, Read stuff and change the world, Women appreciate this crap, Sleeping lightly on the earth, Electric payments, Self burying pets, Children as mice-repellents, Teaching the teachers, Prof. Stephen Hawkin's backwards astrology thing, Ambidextrous typewriters, Non-ambidextrous doors, Hidden messages in this show, Apalling disgraceful video games which I own, a cough, and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.

Please beware: These are very early vintage shows from a podcast that has evolved gradually over 18+ years and 800+ episodes and sounds very different today. If you're new to Into Your Head, please try my later shows first. Tonight's topics include:Frowning pencils and the youth of today, People are weird about fish, How french fries are made, Shakespeare the third rate comedian, Interfering with old bookcases, Art on wheelie-bins, Disposing of dead puppies, How plastic is made, Adam and Eve's trick on the dinosaurs, Cats in space, Today's beverage, Hurricanes' first names, Uneducateable children, Snow White and children's footwear, Solar cooking, My secret band, Sun holidays to the North Pole, Unknowingly learning a percussion instrument, Getting stoned to death, my shakespearean Sonnet and more. License: Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivs 4.0 International – Attribution: Neal O'Carroll via IntoYourHead.ie – Many episodes findable forever on Archive dot org.