This week, we would like to introduce you to Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason, a podcast distributed by Realm.

Conspiracy loving Flat Earthers, Randy Dunning and Gayle Kruger, will do anything to make the next great viral video. They’ll even kidnap a Freemason and keep him locked in their basement until he tells them what the Freemasons are really doing behind those closed doors. Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason is a satirical dark comedy about Secret Societies and Internet Conspiracy Culture. 
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Introducing Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

Bold ladies are doing bad things in REVEL, a collection of Realm’s comedies, dramedies, and rom-com oddities. In REVEL, you’ll hear stories about friendship, romance, and creative fulfillment—with all the messy pit stops along the way. Whether they’re exposing a secret coven or tearing through the New York dating scene, REVEL features characters who make terrible choices in oh-so-relatable ways—and roots for them to find confidence, fulfillment, and love.

This month, we are featuring Royally Yours: In this romantic comedy for fans of Love Actually, sparks fly across London as the lives of ten people collide on the day before the highly anticipated Royal Wedding. Nothing brings people together like the promise of happily ever after. And every one of them has their own chance at true love. But when the (literal) princess bride and her maid of honor go missing, will love prevail? Or is a fairytale ending impossible, even for royalty?

Royally Yours is a Realm production created by Megan Frampton and written by Megan Frampton, K.M. Jackson, Falguni Kothari, Liz Maverick, and Kat McMurray. Listen Away.

Drama

Fiction

The Paparazzo and the Queen's Guard, part 2

Royally Yours is a Realm production created by Megan Frampton and written by Megan Frampton, K.M. Jackson, Falguni Kothari, Liz Maverick, and Kat McMurray. Listen Away. For more shows like this, visit Realm.fm, and sign up for our newsletter while you're there!

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Royally Yours, E2

The Paparazzo and the Queen's Guard, part 1

Royally Yours is a Realm production created by Megan Frampton and written by Megan Frampton, K.M. Jackson, Falguni Kothari, Liz Maverick, and Kat McMurray. Listen Away. For more shows like this, visit Realm.fm, and sign up for our newsletter while you're there!

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Royally Yours, E1

Family tensions reach a boiling point. Vera and Elsie assess their future.

Elixir is a Realm production voiced by Keylor Leigh, Marin Miller, and Ava Maag and written by Ellen Goodlett. Listen Away.

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Elixir E11 - The Biggest Fool in Locq

A rescue mission puts the lives of Elsie, Vera, and all of Locq at risk.

Elixir is a Realm production voiced by Keylor Leigh, Marin Miller, and Ava Maag and written by Ellen Goodlett. Listen Away.

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Elixir E10 - Never Attempt a Jailbreak Without Appropriate Attire

Lou and Elsie race to safety. Vera contemplates all she has lost.

Elixir is a Realm production voiced by Keylor Leigh, Marin Miller, and Ava Maag and written by Ellen Goodlett. Listen Away.

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Introducing Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason

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