Ironing out the Kinks

By Luke & Chelsea

Ironing Out the Kinks is the unapologetically filthy, laugh-out-loud podcast that celebrates everything awkward, kinky, and painfully relatable behind closed doors.

Hosted by married duo Chelsea &... more

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How many episodes does Ironing out the Kinks have?

The podcast currently has 60 episodes available.

Ironing out the Kinks episodes:

November 22, 2025 She Squirted So Hard… It Looked Like Cranberry Sauce | Ep 60
What do you do when your mate accidentally sees your full vagina? When your boyfriend asks to be pegged… and you weren’t ready? Or when a confession drops so hard you have to pause, rewind, and recover?
This episode is soaked in awkward encounters, emotional truths, and very questionable clean-ups. There’s holiday chaos, finger fuelled orgasms, dick staring walk ins, and a squirt story that left us… speechless.
Also: double penetration dilemmas, kink shame guilt, and one listener who can’t stop thinking about a photo they were never meant to see.
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1h 7min
November 08, 2025 She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59
From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.
Inside:
– A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned)
– A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it
– A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself
– A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame
– An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal
– A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust
– A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun”
– A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness
– And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum
Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.
Time stamps:
00:00 Intro
03:25 Puppy Shout-Out
11:30 Naughty Corner
34:15 A Listener Update
42:00 Quiz on my Face
48:40 Confession Booth
50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole!
59:15 What Would You Do?
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1h 3min
October 11, 2025 I Thought It Was a Butt Plug… It Was the Dog’s Chew Toy | Ep 58
From a mystery Kong up the arse to a blowjob in drag and an A&E nipple detour, this episode is pure filth and full-body secondhand shame.
Inside:
– A guy who gave a drunken blowjob in stilettos to stop a mate from telling anyone he crossdresses
– A girlfriend whose lube looked suspiciously like jam mid-shag
– An “Oops Wrong Hole” involving a butt plug… that turned out to be a chewed-up dog toy
– A girl who told him to rip her lace bodysuit without realising her nipple piercing was looped through it (hello, A&E)
– A gorgeous beach girl who gave him the sloppiest top of his life… before demanding cash and sending him to the cashpoint under threat
– Emotional dilemmas including:
→ Should I fake “making love” if I don’t know how?
→ Should I keep going while he’s cumming, or ease off?
→ What do I do if my partner is still secretly messaging their ex situationship?
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54min
September 27, 2025 I Got a Hair Wrapped Around My Labia and Ended Up in A&E | Ep 57
This episode is absolutely mental. From a hair tourniquet on the vag to the world’s most cursed threesome, this is what happens when you open the sex floodgates and forget to close them.
Inside:
– The labial injury that sent one horse rider straight to A&E
– A Dom/Sub dynamic that’s gone so far, she doesn’t know how to switch it back
– A partner who finishes in 10 seconds and somehow enjoys being shamed for it
– A listener questioning if her boring, spooning only sex life is about weight gain… or if he just doesn’t care anymore
– The guy who accidentally won a butt competition… and then found out his mate came on the picture
– The forest shag that ended with cum between the cheeks and a long walk home
– And the worst group sex story we’ve ever read, complete with beef stew smells, Gollum dirty talk, and burning nose hairs
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1h 2min
September 12, 2025 I Faked an Orgasm to Escape the Smell of His Arse | Ep 56
There’s a fart scented car shag, a queef on the massage table, and a sleepover that ended with a dog lead instead of a belt. Welcome to the filthiest therapy session you didn’t know you needed.
Inside:
– A girl who masturbated with her roommate… and came when called a slut
– A listener stuck in a situationship with a man who wants pegging… but not her sex toys
– A top-tier edging kink dilemma: how do you beg right?
– A massage gone wrong.... and loudly blessed
– A boyfriend whose “meh” orgasms might be down to anaesthetic condoms
– A girl who stole her one night stand’s dog lead by mistake
– And a man whose bum stank so bad, she fake moaned her way out of the backseat
Also: the top 100 kinks quiz, pegging politics and the pressure to have perfect sex way too soon.
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53min
September 05, 2025 I Came in the Hotel Safe… and Left It There | Ep 55
This episode is packed with religious kinks, accidental work wanks and a load of sperm that may still be locked in a Benidorm safe.
Inside:
– The most Caucasian ways to say “I’m finna nut”
– A full-on church shag that left them sweaty and spiritually shaken
– A listener who Airdropped a dripping wet video… straight to her boyfriend’s Teams call
– A lads’ holiday confession involving a hotel safe, a forgotten code and no cleanup
– A bridesmaid, a missing heel and a wedding night shag by the skip
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46min
August 29, 2025 We Finally Had Anal… and Then Bought a Trampoline | Ep 54
This episode has it all... high stakes sex trades, Peppa Pig watching from the wall and a blowjob interrupted by a judgmental horse.
Inside:
– A 20-year anal standoff finally ends… and so begins a trampoline legacy
– A husband stuck in chastity and loving the pain (sort of)
– A man whose wife only wants sex at 80… or when the dog’s been sick
– The “filthy weekend away” that turned into bunk beds and laminated fire rules
– A blowjob in a field, abruptly stopped by an unchained stallion
– A freezing winter shag that sounded like sex in a bin bag
– And a spa day gone sideways when one girlfriend thought “couples package” meant “threesome time”
Also: emotional chaos, low self esteem and one poster that said, *“Dream Big, Little Explorer”… mid climax.
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49min
August 22, 2025We Submit to Brandon the Dom | Ep 53
This week we are speaking to the incredible Brandon, a professional dom. Brandon walks us through his journey and what it truly takes to become an expert dom.
Check out all things Brandon here:
Website: https://www.brandonthedom.com/
Book: https://www.brandonthedom.com/enter-the-dom
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrandonTheDom
Sex Menu: https://www.brandonthedom.com/resources/sex-menu-template
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46min
August 15, 2025 He Said “It’s Good for Your Hair”… Then Rubbed It Into My Scalp | Ep 52
This episode is dripping with filth, emotional chaos, and gadgets you’ll never look at the same again.
We’ve got:
– A scalp massage made of cum and misplaced confidence
– A Fleshlight mistaken for a Bluetooth speaker (until it wasn’t)
– A BDSM airbnb session that turned into a horror movie (literally)
– A man who woke up hard to his wife masturbating, but didn’t know how to ask for more intimacy without killing the mood
– A clit so over stimulated it’s now completely numb
– And one tongue to eyeball moment that brought a makeout to a screeching halt
Also: a gangbang worthy toy bag, a wink from a butthole, and a mid blowjob fart so subtle, it became a regular pre-cum feature.
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54min
August 01, 2025 He Hid His Ex’s Engagement Ring… While Planning a New Life | Ep 51
This week we’ve got tight fetishes, gangbang fantasies, demon burps, and the most misunderstood blowjob in podcast history.
Inside:
– A woman fantasising about a rough, no holds barred gangbang (with spectators)
– A wife who keeps biting her partner’s nipples — even after being told to stop
– A man hiding his ex fiancée’s ring while planning a future with someone else
– Porn titles that might be fake… but absolutely sound real
– A listener terrified of how his downward-bending penis might ruin everything
– And a pair of tights so sheer they made him finish just from hearing the words

00:00 Intro
02:30 Naughty Corner
28:40 Lube or Lies
34:40 Confession Corner
41:40 Oops! Wrong Hole!
52:40 Would You Rather?
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59min

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How many episodes does Ironing out the Kinks have?

The podcast currently has 60 episodes available.

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