Ironing out the Kinks

She Pissed in His Eye… and It Burned | Ep 59


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From squirting fails to gang bang regrets and one very big sperm-related question, this episode had us crying, laughing, and occasionally cringing into the carpet.

Inside:

– A blowjob interrupted by accidental golden eye drops (and yes, it burned)
– A husband wondering if it’s cheating when your wife says “go for it” but doesn’t actually mean it
– A listener dreaming of being forced to watch his wife get gangbanged while being face-fucked and cream-pied himself
– A party invitation that turned into a chaotic failed blow bang, a penis leg slap, and lifelong shame
– An “Oops, Wrong Hole” where a finger massage goes rogue — and communication collapses mid-anal
– A confession about hooking up with your crush’s gay brother… only to be caught mid-thrust
– A swingers axe-throwing date that was not what the wife meant by “casual fun”
– A Vaseline explosion that got mistaken for horniness
– And a philosophical Would You Rather about fighting a giant sperm every time you cum

Also: sexual burnout and how to find your place as a woman in a world full of alpha mic bros and tradwife influencers.

Time stamps: 

00:00 Intro 

03:25 Puppy Shout-Out

11:30 Naughty Corner

34:15 A Listener Update

42:00 Quiz on my Face

48:40 Confession Booth

50:50 Oops! Wrong Hole! 

59:15 What Would You Do?

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