Nip Tuck

This week on Nip Tuck, Ashley and Lauren are planning a trip to Glastonbury… but when VIP tickets cost more than a house deposit, is luxury glamping really worth it?!

The girls are also back in hot water after their controversial cheating debate sparked outrage online, but after hearing some shocking confessions from listeners, would they still keep a one-night stand secret?

Plus, Lauren reveals a VERY interesting offer from a cosmetic surgery company, sparking a conversation about influencers promoting surgery, Ashley shares an update on Suki’s braces, and the girls are back with their latest finds in What We Bought This Week.

And in this week's dilemma, one listener is struggling with her boyfriend’s baby Mum. Should she reach out and introduce herself, or stay well out of it?

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Girls, we've got a Slutty Sue that's taken playing the field to a whole new level… TWO men, ONE toothbrush, and neither of them has a clue! 🤢😂

This week, Ashley's been scouted for a prestigious beauty competition (apparently!), which sends the girls down a rabbit hole of beauty pageants, dodgy modelling agencies and the shocking lengths some families will go to for a crown. Plus, should women really be stripped of their titles for having s*x on TV?!

We're also talking about the absolute CHAOS that happens after a night out. From drunken gardening at 4am and walking a neighbour's rabbit to a naked man chasing someone's boyfriend down the street with a full erection. You genuinely couldn't make it up!

And as always, the girls are sharing their latest purchases, from designer shoes and luxury luggage to beauty essentials, before getting into the very expensive things they've managed to walk away with after a breakup!

⚠️ Content Warning: This episode includes discussions of physical, emotional and sexual abuse, including references to childhood abuse, which some listeners may find distressing.

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The girls are back, and this week it's all about firstborn daughter syndrome, Victoria's Secret controversy and a restaurant disaster that's left Ashley absolutely FUMING!

After a night out watching Katherine Ryan, Ashley and Lauren question whether being the eldest daughter explains their need to control EVERYTHING, especially their husbands! Plus, Ashley reveals her bizarre postpartum dreams and the girls discuss the chaos of motherhood.

The girls get stuck into the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, postpartum body pressures and the dangers of comparing yourself to others online. There's also a gadget to help ditch the doomscrolling, glamorous London updates and a Halloween party dilemma!

Things take a serious turn with a shocking upskirting incident in Manchester, before Ashley shares her latest must-haves in What We Bought This Week.

And finally, a VERY tricky dilemma: what would you do if you discovered your married dad was on dating apps? Would you tell your mum or keep quiet to protect her?

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Lauren’s back from her family holiday, and while the hotel might have been gorgeous, returning home to a house with no electricity, a defrosted fridge and a period from hell was definitely NOT part of the plan!

Meanwhile, Ashley’s convinced she’s being ripped off left, right and centre, from an eye-watering carpet cleaning quote to £150 nail appointments. Are people taking advantage, or has she just got more money than sense?

The girls also get into a VERY controversial debate: if you cheated on your partner just once, would you confess or take it to the grave? Plus, fake lifestyles, AI-generated Instagram pictures and dating profiles that look NOTHING like the person behind them. Is anything we see online even real anymore?

And this week's dilemma sees the girls tackle a jealous, controlling partner, a shocking threesome request and the difficult decision of whether to walk away from an 11-year relationship.

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You asked for it, so Lauren’s giving it to you: The Nip Tuck Surgery Survival Guide.

From choosing the right surgeon and preparing for the big day, to recovery, scarring and the things nobody thinks to tell you beforehand, Lauren is sharing everything she’s learned from years working in the cosmetic surgery industry and from going under the knife herself.

Whether you’ve got surgery booked, you’re considering it, or you’re just nosey, this is one to save.

This episode is based on personal experience and is not medical advice.

Always follow the advice of your surgeon and medical team.

This episode will not be released on YouTube, as it was only recorded in audio.

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Ashley and Lauren are catching up on everything from sleepless nights and perimenopause panic to the breastfeeding debate that’s taken over the internet.

Lauren opens up about what’s been going on with Tommy’s sleep and whether there could finally be an answer, while the girls get into the realities of perimenopause, hormones and feeling like you’re slowly losing the plot.

Then it’s onto the viral breastfeeding controversy: feeding in public, breastfeeding someone else’s baby and the question nobody expected… would you let your mate breastfeed yours? Plus, there’s a VERY questionable new tanning concoction, What We Bought This Week and a dilemma involving a pregnant listener, her husband and a mother-in-law who’s determined to be in the delivery room.

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Ashley’s arguing with pensioners in Knutsford, James has put petrol in a diesel car with FOUR kids in tow, and we need to talk about the Hyrox poo situation.

The girls also get into the latest drama surrounding the infamous “facelift lady”, Ashley reveals the nightmare of having her Instagram repeatedly taken down (and why you should NEVER pay a hacker to get it back), plus there’s Gemma Collins, Alo Yoga controversy and a savage dilemma involving a ghosted girl who messaged his MUM.

And, of course, What We Bought This Week and a brand-new, very eligible Man of the Week…

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Ashley’s made a new celeb bestie, Lauren’s been let loose in Manchester and the girls have just invented a business that frankly NEEDS to exist… welcome to The Hangover Hostel. A three-day recovery centre for when you’ve taken it too far, complete with drips, McDonald’s and absolutely no judgement!

We’re talking questionable hotel hygiene, accidentally watching the neighbours shag, James’ VERY sensual bath photo and why Ashley thinks it needs to be released to the public immediately.

The girls share a frightening story sent in by a listener about two young women travelling home from the airport, sparking an important conversation about staying safe in Ubers and keeping your wits about you on nights out.

Plus, there’s a genius way to get your name on the side of a real-life truck, Christmas experience recommendations and, of course, What We Bought This Week, featuring expensive dirt, bin stores, skincare, collagen drinks and a VERY spicy cocktail.

Head over to our socials @niptuckpod and click the link in our bio to find our YouTube, where full video episodes will be released every Wednesday at 5pm. If you're a Patreon member, not only will you get the Wednesday main episode the day before at 5pm, you'll now be able to watch the Friday Bonus too!

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Ashley’s had her face lasered off… and lived to tell the tale. This week, she’s giving us the full rundown on her laser experience, the slightly terrifying recovery and why the internet had plenty to say about it.

Then we’re getting into the internet’s latest favourite hobby: absolutely tearing people apart. From £300 agendas and business launches to going viral for all the wrong reasons, when did “it’s not for me” stop being enough?

And it’s time to protect your peace. The gossipers, the users, the passive-aggressive “banter”, the permanently chaotic friend and the people who somehow leave you feeling completely drained, we’re naming the red flags and deciding who needs their access revoked.

Lauren considers whether she’s entering her perimenopause era, we hear possibly the best drunken text ever sent over a Patek Philippe, and a listener needs some serious advice after discovering his partner cheated while he was deployed.

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Ashley’s survived the Christening… just about. Between no-show guests, feral kids, a very badly timed smell in church and trying to enjoy a glass of champagne while chasing children around the garden, we’re getting the full debrief.

Lauren’s been down to London for a Stranger Things-filled trip with the kids, but somehow comes home with more than she bargained for after getting chatted up in a coffee shop and of course, the kids waste absolutely no time telling James.

We’re also talking the absolute STRESS of getting the kids back to school, whether we’d ever consider homeschooling, the Ibiza cheating scandal that’s taken over TikTok and why, in 2026, you’re probably not getting away with anything on a lads’ holiday.

Plus, the dilemmas are back and we’re dishing out some tough love on careers, relationships and what to do when you still fancy your husband… but can’t stop thinking about sleeping with other men.

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