Irrelevant Opinions

Hello and welcome to this fine episode of Irrelevant Opinions. If you could not tell, it was recorded slightly later than usual, which caused for some extra funnies. Basically, we talk about milk for a very long time, ask you to send us what you think would be cool cereal names for football teams, and then force you to listen to a our rendition of a bee game show. Don't you worry, dear listener, we promise that it is quite exhilarating!

Although the quality of our first quarantine episode was not what we wanted, Keith, the father of Andrew Oslin, brought forth hard-hitting facts regarding the credibility of the beloved Cap'n Crunch that was better than we could've imagined. While we're staying safe and practicing social distancing, let's enjoy hearing the buzz surrounding bees, cereal and even Andrews microphone interference. While we're at it, we can ponder about modern music and the culture conflict, if that's okay with you, dear listener.

"I'm the I and you're the T -- let's cross 'em, dot 'em, let's go!"

Join us as we discuss the implications of America's most commonly-befriended mammal, explore the effects of applying a little gusto, and acquaint ourselves with a local bee concoction. Whether we contemplate the medical system, revel in thirty-two cubic inches of irrelevance, or ponder creativity in the current zeitgeist, you will want to expand your garden of various opinion-based shrubs.

Welcome to this space- safe space- that we call Irrelevant Opinions. While we sit together, and mold our clay, we reflect on our thoughts regarding just about anything. Do you think art is important within society? Have you ever sought advice regarding the realness of vampires that don't wear capes? Do you think those are abnormal questions? No matter what your thoughts are, shout them out at any point, and remember, that we are here for you, even if we ultimately start comparing thoughts taken out of a small box, to those of a psychopath.

Join us for the second half of episode seven, filled with Andrew's pondering upon the social structure of giraffes, singing through one's nose and once again... honey (but more in depth this time). Drizzled throughout the discussion is Nick reminding everyone he is a "sport's fan", and Jonathan's enthusiastic approval of sub-par puns. What we're trying to say, is that everything is [ir]relevant in the grand scheme of things.

Join us as we valiantly defend the value of sports, channel the Mediterranean in the form of olive oil, lament on the loneliness of crafting in the mines, and vivaciously acknowledge the visual arts. Whether you're strolling through the urban jungle or performing yoga atop a moving Segway, you're sure to enjoy our highly [ir]relevant repertoire.

Nicholas Sarysz and Andrew Oslin sit down to discuss the greatness of Greek yogurt, their thoughts on sign spinning as an art form and how much of a "flex" giant curved windows are. From trying to comprehend one anothers favorite uncommon shapes to bringing up the bees stake in the American food industry once again, this duo is quite [irrelevantly] opinionated.

Nicholas Sarysz and Andrew Oslin sit down to discuss the greatness of Greek yogurt, their thoughts on sign spinning as an art form and how much of a “flex” giant curved windows are. From trying to comprehend one anothers favorite uncommon shapes to bringing up the bees stake in the American food industry once again, this duo is quite [irrelevantly] opinionated.

When the sun goes down, so do our standards -- Join us for a fine dining adventure in a totally not-shady parking lot at the darkest hour of the night. We ramble on about tumbleweeds, discuss rappers in society and wade through the slush of a thick frozen treat. Whether it be blackberries, giving thorough advice on podcasting, or the fate of bees once again, the Slush Zone is a vehicle open to all.