Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Bullets of Justice. We talked about how amazing this movie is. Everything from Muzzles with butthole mouths, sister banging, male models, Machete showing up for a minute, and what does this ending mean!?!?

This week we watched Piranha 3D. We talked about the horny boat, extended underwater nakedness scene, guy running people over with boat, and Jerry O’Connell’s floating dong and great final words!

This week we watched Willy’s Wonderland. We talked about Cage’s amazing not speaking role, these creepy machines, pretty good cleaning job, those drinks, and let’s go bang in the satanic suicide room?!?!?

This week we watched Bait Shop. We talked about the sweet name Hot Rod Johnson, fishing skanks, stuff in a bait shop, and the penalty for cheating in a fishing tournament is…death?!?!

This week we watched Grabbers. We talked about the town figuring out being drunk stops the alien, fish having balls, whale doctor great death, baby grabbers, and- how do you get the whole town to meet at the bar?? FREE BEER!!

This week we watched Surf Nazis Must Die. We talked about pawn shop grenades, people still going to the beach, Nazis with no guns, and a surfing getaway??

This week we watched Murdercise. We talked about Phoebe losing it, the name Donna Stromboli, the weird ending, and will someone please look at Candy’s boobs!!!

This week we watched Leprechaun 2. We talked about the Leprechaun rules for marriage, his powers, that go-kart, and…bathroom chocolates?!?!

This week we watched Skiptrace. We talked about goat testicles, chicken and beer date, bicycle phone charge, and that unibrow baby!

This week we watched Snow Beast. We talked about not showing kills, people being dumb, snowmobile explosion, and Marci can’t cook!!