This week we watched Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold. We talked about the cave canoe trip, Sharon Stone not doing much, cave lions, and dipping people in gold.

This week we watched CarousHell 2. We talked about Duke’s son, sucking souls, needing more kills, great one-liners, and that bang scene!

This week we watched The Last Lovecraft: Relic of Cthulhu. We talked about Jeff and Charlie’s jobs, motel guy, fish creatures, and the half fish man named Gary who lives in an RV!!

This week we watched Piranha Women. We talked about toothy knockers, amazing detective work, death by coolant, and wait, rain does what to them?!?!

This week we watched Chompy and the Girls. We talk about what Chompy is and what he’s doing, snakeskin boots, tiny foot, and this strange chapel party.

This week we watched Deep in the Valley. We talk about this magical world they go to, the amazing names, nipples taste funny, and butt beer!

This week we watched Dudes and Dragons. We talk about the horseless carriage, cousin marriage, Luke Perry showing up for 5 minutes, and the smell of mating goblins!

This week we watched Zoombies. We talk about killer Giraffes, butt monkeys, Kifo the fake gorilla, and birds nesting inside people!

This week we watched Curse of the Werehuahua. We talk about this strange friendship, Van Helsing getting help, vampire exorcism, and picking a battle time during the day?!?!

This week we watched Firewalker. We talked about the train ride, camping next to gators, all that bar stuff they destroyed in the fight, and how are they getting all that gold back to wherever?!?!