Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched WolfCop, we talk about Lou’s tiny drinking problem, shape-shifting alien lizards, the wolfmobile, and that WolfCop jail cell bang scene!

This week we watched Joysticks. We talk about Patsy’s voice, Eugene investigating the van, Jeff’s prank, Dorfus and his farts, and Why does Joe hate the arcade so much?

This week we watched Femalien: Cosmic Crush. We talk about everyone being horny, space trucker and his death, denied orgy because of no auto-pilot, and is this thing conquering worlds really all that bad?

This week we watched The Sand. We talk about how much this movie sucks, the whole movie shot in one location, dumb conversations, hot dogs, and Jonah could’ve just escaped, right?

This week we watched Toonstone. We talk about all the great character names, McConahorse is amazing, the chuck wagon full of aliens, and that amazing speech Dalton gives Gail at the end.

This week we watched Black Sheep (2006). We talk about all the angry mutated sheep, The woman’s name is Experience, Angus banging a sheep, methane explosions, and Henry’s sheep disguise working too well.

This week we watched Ninja Cheerleaders. We talk about all those amazing transition scenes, so much nut crunching, the great 50k strip-off, bedroom tease, and what these girls do is go-go dancing?

This week we watched Blank Check. We talk about robot voice buying a house, spending a million dollars in six days, the romantic date, trash cans of ice cream, and is Preston wishing for what we think he’s wishing for at the end?

This week we watched Space Captain: Captain of Space! We talk about the amazing invisible whip fight, the kings room announcements, Chip keeps coming back to life, Horst getting paid, all the pits, and that earth saving move!

This week we watched Junior. We talk about Arnold’s face on a baby, flying in the 90’s, monkeys loose in the lab, and where/how is this baby being put in Arnold?