Irresistibly Awful

This week we watched Nicolas Cage go insane in Vampire’s Kiss. We talk about his accent, Alva not finding the contract and being chased, aroused by a bat, and did he really eat a real cockroach?

This week we watched the very boring Brahms: The Boy II. We talk about the history of Brahms, Willie the groundskeeper, seeing that face at the end, and why did Brahms have to be buried in the woods?

This week we watched Turbo Kid. We talk about the water making machine, elaborate torture devices, so much blood squirting, awesome weapons, and Apple’s a sex robot, right?

This week we watched Terror in Beverly Hills. We talk about the lack of Hack Stone in this movie, distracted police helicopter, the many useless scenes, and is Hack Stone by himself really the best choice for this mission?

This week we watched The 420 Movie. We talk about the 420 crop, officer Watkins, Tito the terrible, and what kind of Yahtzee are those parents playing?

This week we watched Bus Party to Hell. We talk about Tara Reid being Tara Reid, crazy bus driver tattoos scene, banging to save the world, and do these girls really need to discuss rather or not to give a demon a ride??

This week we watched Trancers. We talk about the awesome name Jack Deth. What is this punk version of Jingle Bells? Death by tanning? Is that Aunt Rachel from Family Matters? How bad is this plan at the end?

This week we watched the very entertaining Malibu Express. We talk about Cody having great luck, Faye and May, Sally’s phone line, hillbillies, and the best junkyard ever!

This week we watched State Park. We talk about the guys having the names Truckie and Trailor, being bankrupt, Linnie giving a lot of people haircuts, and Ted Nugent.

This week we watched CarousHELL. We talk about Duke’s weapons, Cowboy Cool, Laurie trying to bang the pizza guy, and Sarah really liking unicorns.