Congratulations, you now know more about Numbers than most people who go to church. Don't let it go to your head unless you want us to release a bunch of snakes in your house.

The wait is over this week - it's time for the Israelites to go on the offensive. We finish Numbers with chapters 31-36, in which the Lord's people take the Midianites to the sword and then figure out how to divide up the land.

Bible talk starts at 14:50.

This week we cover Numbers 25-30, wherein we sprinkle another generous helping of sacrificial rules and regulations with some good old fashioned mass murder and obliteration of women's rights.

Bible talk starts at 14:10.

This week we cover Numbers 21-24, in which more people die and, in a surprising turn, we learn that donkeys can talk if they have a good enough reason.

Bible talk starts at 19:15.

This week we cover Numbers 18-20, and dive right back into some redundant rules that we've missed so much. Also a couple fan favorites die, so get some tissues.

Bible talk starts at 16:56.

This week we read Numbers 16 & 17, wherein Moses gets revenge against a bunch of filthy rabble humbly requesting for - get this - equal treatment. Also Aaron's rod sprouts, and that's just as hot as it sounds.

Bible talk starts at 25:53.

This week God gets pissed (again) as we cover Numbers chapters 11-15. There's a lot of birds, too, if that's your thing.

Bible talk starts at 14:55

This week we read Numbers 6-10, wherein not too much really happens. There's a cloud, and a lot of repetition, and everyone gets chores to do.

Bible talk starts at 28:25 (yeah we really took our time getting there).

This week we kick off Numbers with the first 5 chapters. There's a census, and then God tells us how to force a miscarriage.

Bible talk starts at 15:15

That's right, we're done with Leviticus and ready to jump into Numbers. Here's a short recap of what we learned.