This week we read 1 Kings 3-5, wherein Solomon drops some mad knowledge on his Israelite subjects and then tries to build God a house.

Bible talk starts at 8:30

This week we crack open the first two chapters of 1 Kings with a lively regime change.

Bible talk starts at 10:05

It's time for another recap episode. If you don't have time, just know that David is a piece of shit.

This week we finish the book of 2 Samuel with chapters 22-24. For his myriad faults, David isn't a terrible songwriter.

Bible talk starts at 10:45

This week we cover 2 Samuel chapters 20 and 21. David faces another insurrection, and some stuff gets blamed on the old regime.

Bible talk starts at 11:30

This week we cover 2 Samuel chapters 18 and 19, wherein David gets his throne back.

Bible talk starts at 16:20

This week we read 2 Samuel 16-17, wherein Absalom bangs all his dad's side ladies. There's some light espionage, too.

Bible talk starts at 10:35

This week we covered 2 Samuel 14-15. It's time for another revolt.

Bible talk starts at 11:40

This week we read a single chapter of the Bible: 2 Samuel 13. It's quite a story to chew on, so grab your sister and gather 'round!

Bible talk starts at 14:12

This week we read 2 Samuel 10-12, wherein David hits peak dickhead.

Bible talk starts at 7:55