The assault show, why can’t you just punch someone who deserves it and pay the fine like the old days?  With kung fu,  face smashing car jack fu, chainsaw fu, ass brushing fu, elbow fu, annoying fascist public servant fu, butt stuff in jail fu,  public defender fu, Italian car fu, old man fu, 1 can, 1 six pack and 1 case  of whoop-ass and a $30,000,000 lawsuit over a ticket.