pretty sure josh wants to be on OnlyFans and very sure paul enjoys a well-prepared dip. #ripalex

the guys try out their vin diesel impressions and paul spins a yarn about getting arrested wearing nothing but cut-off sweatpant shorts. leave a voicemail for the guys!

josh and paul would like to thank all the service men and women that provide a world in which we can take arbitrary breaks and listen to shitty, formulaic music.

it's hipper to take a shot with some kids in a park than to drink at a bar on paddy's day, folks. that's a fact.

and the oscar for hippest emoji goes to....upside down smiley face.

welcome to the isithip ski lodge. enjoy a warm mug of mulled wine on josh while paul spins yarns about offensive snl skits he might write.

what do bill murray and jesus have in common? neither one of them gives a shit about yer facebook account.

the guys attempt to find flaws in tom brady. okay seriously paul, no more in-studio guests.

hear josh and paul bicker over a (free) scraper like an old married couple. oh yeah and yoga ain't exercise, people.

the guys aren't too big on hard seltzers, or the lawyers who may drink them. the real question remains, does amanda gorman dig them groovy bubbles, man?