Land Creatures vs Sea Creatures! Who will Win? Also why is Clammu so upset? This week we talk about stealing, acting stupid for your friends and animals! We learn how crazy zoos are as a concept, struggle to figure out the plural of Octopus, and discuss land vs sea animals. You may not be a giant Oyster missing its pearl but you’ll definitely end up crying if you miss this episode!

Welcome to the MermaLair! Don’t touch anything! This episode we see SpongeBob and Patrick rehabilitate Man Ray and watch Sandy be ostracized by all of Bikini Bottom. Things get pretty heavy, we talk about racism, comedy, PC culture, and what kinda super villain we would be. Step back from that Orb of Confusion because you will need all your wits about you!

Hi Listener….Hi listener….*heavy breathing* oh sorry if we were fangirling over you! Its just that you’re so awesome! This episode we see Mrs. Puff give SpongeBob his boating license and we watch SpongeBob try to impress one of his Jellyfish idols. Patrick teaches us about hero worship, we learn about the right way to steal a boat, and we try to figure out why kevin is such a big deal. Come on in to our podcast, but please don’t steal our friend dressed up as Jeffrey the Jellyfish.

Are you a Pinhead Larry or more of Dirty Dan?;) Or Did your pet snail fall in love with your friend? Either way, we talk about sleepovers, roleplay, and hibernation. We learn how to respect boundaries, what the “eating channel” really means, and what it means to be a sore winner. Get off of Tik Tok and give us a listen because Sheriff Sandy is in town and she’s walking around hairless.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Oh...we’re 280 days early?! Well time is construct that SpongeBob doesn’t adhere to! So Josh and Omar are experiencing the first ever SpongeBob Christmas Special. This episode may be filled with the Christmas Spirit but lets see if your hosts also share the sentiment. Things get deep when we discuss the meaning of Christmas, talk about giving, and learn a valuable lesson about genies from Patrick. Don’t wait around to start listening! Santa is coming tonight, tonight!

Hey….Punk! YOU BETTER GET THOSE SWEATBANDS ON CAUSE WE GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE YOU LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST! (sorry for yelling) This episode we see Sandy prep for hibernation then SpongeBob and Patrick steal a balloon! We learn about friendship, limiting yourself, and stealing! Get yourself ready and put us on while you do your extreme sports. Now let’s go find that hay in a needlestack!

This podcast is the best thing since Canned Bread! (is canned bread a good thing, honestly I have no clue) Lets watch SpongeBob deal with the pressures of navigating being a Grandma’s boy. Then lets watch Squidward move to a Squid based suburb until he gets sad! With this episode we learn to appreciate what we have, what it means to be an adult, and how too much of a good thing can be bad. So go to your grandma’s house, put on this podcast, and tell her to keep those cookies coming!

Do you hear that? Is it a Monster? Or is it SpongeBob rubbing two squeaky pickles together? Maybe if you listen to this week’s podcast you’ll find out! We talk about enjoying the most of your day by making every moment count and that not everything is as scary as it seems. We discuss odd pets and the importance of “atmosphere”. Share this episode with your friends because you don’t have to paint yourself a strange color to get our attention!

Homemade? No this Podcast was made in a factory….a bomb factory...BECAUSE WE’RE GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND!!! We check out what happens when Squidward feeds SpongeBob a bomb and see how Plankton’s robot scheme is thwarted by a mere penny. Let’s figure out how to deal with strangers, keeping tabs on your friends, and surviving company gift exchanges. We really hope you enjoy this episode because we don’t know how to make you a sweater of tears!

CONGRATS YOU WON AN AWARD! For what you ask? For listening to our podcast! If you keep up the good work and listen to this week’s episode you will learn a ton! This week we discuss the importance of awards, being yourself, learning styles, murder and tattoos! Maybe if you listen to the podcast then you won’t have to create a sentient bubble to be your friend!