Rizz and Tim take on a question so ridiculous it has somehow survived the internet’s fact-checking era: is Nicolas Cage a vampire?

What begins as a long-running online joke quickly turns into a deeper examination of Cage’s career, personal mythology, and the strange coincidences that keep fueling the theory. From extreme method acting and vampire-adjacent film roles to eccentric purchases, haunted houses, and a mysterious 19th-century photograph that looks suspiciously familiar, this episode explores why certain conspiracies refuse to die. It’s less about proving the impossible and more about understanding how celebrity, pattern-seeking, and internet logic collide — creating theories that thrive not because they’re believable, but because they’re endlessly entertaining.

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.