Everyone wants to go home but can’t. Jughead can’t go home because his dad is making life miserable. Betty can’t get Polly home because her parents are too controlling. Veronica can’t go home because she’s at war with her mom. And Archie...well, Archie can go home. Join Chris and Brittany as they recap Riverdale Episode 7: In a Lonely Place.

The gang confronts their fears. Archie stares down his stage fright. Veronica unconsciously climbs the corporate ladder. Jughead and Betty find Polly, but she’s not alone. Oh, and two new ships set sail. Join Chris and Brittany as they recap Riverdale Episode 6: Faster, Pussycats! Kill! Kill!

This memorial has everything: Tears for Fears covers, Cheryl in a white dress, job offers, and spooky grandmothers. Oh, and Archie does some music stuff, I guess. Join Chris and Brittany as they recap Riverdale Episode 5: Heart of Darkness.

Riverdale's Twilight Drive-In isn't the only thing coming to an end in this episode. Archie faces the truth about Grundy. Veronica faces the truth about her mom. Jughead fights a losing battle. Oh, and Betty has a gun. Join Chris and Brittany as they discuss Riverdale Episode 4: The Last Picture Show.

Riverdale goes full dark no stars. Betty and Veronica take on slut shaming, Jughead does some investigating, and Archie is still with Grundy. (Ugh.) Join Chris and Brittany as they discuss Riverdale Episode 3: Body Double.

Archie's nervous. Betty's everyone's friend (or is she?) Veronica has loose morals. And does Jughead even exist? Chris and Brittany discuss episode 2 of Riverdale: Touch of Evil.

Join Brittany and Chris as they discuss Episode 1 of Riverdale, The River's Edge. They cover the characters, ships, stand out scenes from the episode and answer the question on everyone’s mind: Is Riverdale actually good?