Is That Your Kid?

Have you picked a side? Because it's time to play along with us. The Battle begins!

As representatives of TeamTodd Todd is joined by Jon Miller (Atlas / amplifiers) and Angie Musser. As for Jake, he has brought in a ringer, The People's Champion Mike "The Destroyer" returns to represent TeamJake.

Todd and Jake attempt to sink each other's Battleships. You hit an opponent's ship, they take a drink. You sink an opponent's ship, they take a shot.

This episode also features : Two Wrestling Promos. Someone soaking themselves from head to toe in beer they geisered out of their mouth. Bad Nautical Puns. Werewolves. Vampires. Frog Brothers.

Musical Guest : Panucci's Pizza (Folk/Punk from East PA)

Out of the Tent and back into the Toad Cave. ITYK? returns home!

Jake is back from his Jakecation to Utah, in which he climbed a mountain and onsite podcasted inside a Cougar Cave. He also brings to us Two Fathers of the Week. Todd recalls his encounter with a long time friend's Alligator, who lived in the Kitchen.

Spookburgh is here to stay as we here the second installment called "The Fights". Nobody is going to come home from work after hearing this one.

ITYK? says farewell to Claystions as Clayton has the perfect cover art for this episode.

On top of that the Kids of the ITYK? Universe emailed in to say how they describe the show to their friends. They even get an email from the biggest celebrity / public figure they've ever gotten on the show before..

POP THOSE BUBBLES ON THE AIR!

Musical Guest : Grand Piano ( Folk Rock with Punk Tapes in their closets from Pittsburgh, PA)

Last Summer Todd and Jake spent a night in a wet, humid and uncomfortable tent. This Summer the ITYK? Boys return to the backyard and find themselves in an even more anxious environment. A much much smaller tent.

Murderous emails are a foot as the ITYK? Universe Emailers let them know how they would kill them. Murder/Suicide? Post Murder Make Out Session with Christian Slater? Gun to the head at an empty (potentially frozen pool? Alone to face their own demons...without internet?

These guys actually give dating tips too. They even let you know how to hide that you are throwing up in the bathroom, from your date.

Claystions continues.

Tales from Spookburgh will have you counting your toes and contemplating naming everyone in your family the same name.

What is your brown note?

Musical Guest : chrismoke (Hip Hop from East PA)

Zocdoc.com presents the ITYK? 2015 Spelling Bee!

LIVE from the Toad Cave, Four Hungry Contestants battle to be crowned the winner. Featuring Brady Lanzendorder (YRS), David Varlotto (YRS), Mike Slobodian (The Velcro Shoes / Atlas) and Calvin Yoder (Kid Kawaii).

In additional to that we also find out what our competitors feel about Gun Control, the OJ Simpson Case, dressing up as a mascot to spook people, animals they'd fornicate into nothingness and a whole lot more.

Also : Claystions returns as we find out if our friend Clayton from Detroit has a future in Politics.

(Editor's Note : This is def a good jumping on point for new listeners. We get googy playing games + you get introduced to a great cast of characters!)

LIVE Musical Guest : YRS (Low-Fi Indie from Pittsburgh, PA)

ITYK? once again goes on the road this week to the Big Apple, NEW YORK CITY. Todd welcomes guest co-hosts Rob Spenser (Improviser) and Alex "Messenger Bag" Clute (The Chris Gethard Show) The guys jam themselves into someone else's small hostel room to record a very sweaty, very bit on (bit off) episode.

Topics of Interest :

- Burying Dead Cats

- Rob's Origin Story

- Alex showering with Jake

- Claystions returns : Does listen Clayton from Detroit hold a place of power in the Government?

- The Chris Gethard Show

Topics of NO Interest :

- Barracudas

- The Craig Gunther Show

- Rob "Backpack" Spenser

- Zocdoc.com

- Betty White in a Snickers Commercial

This episode is a super fun, memorable one. WE LOVE AND MISS YOU NEW YORK.

Musical Guest : Hiccup (Rock/Pop from Brooklyn, NY)

ITYK? has a full house this week!

Jake plans to get his first tattoo. Todd, Mike and the Casino Bulldogs are all in studio to help him prepare to go under the needle. The guys share their own tattoos stories of the past, including an old school tattoo artist that wouldn't tattoo over scabs and what made Todd pass out at a piercing shop. Orange and Saline on the house!

The Kids of the ITYK? Universe were well supportive of Jake's intentions, they also chime in and give their ink stories. Which one of our listeners used pen ink to tattoo the Milky Way on another human's body?

All that + we introduce a new segment : Claystions

See you soon Trumpy!

LIVE Musical Guest : Casino Bulldogs (Low-Fi Indie from Pittsburgh, PA)

Mic Crackling in the background? I have an idea. Why don't we edit in weird beach sounds + like I don't know, people screaming in to cover that up? After all it's only EPISODE MFing 50!

Jake and Todd answers emails regarding more pizza stuff. We find out what types of birds they would be if intact they had the chance. A member of the ITYK? Universe has a bit of an appendix problem. This weeks' Father of the Week dates back to 1885. Also : You can't possibly believe that Jeff Goldblum himself was on Full House, right?

You submitted and we responded : The new home of ITYK? gets a name!

A very special musical guest this week. To celebrate 50 episodes, Jake plays a tune. It's too good.

Musical Guest : Jake Szirmae (Folk/Pop from Western PA : https://soundcloud.com/JSZ)

We _________ noise cancelling headphones ______ _____ _______ tell ___ __ _______ stories. ____ ___ person ____ cannot ___ _________ hear ____ _____?

___ _______ ______ aliens. _____ ______ Jamedawg ___ ___ stones. _ ___ ________ __ _ _ ___. _ ______ pee _____. Conspiracies, __ _____ ____ _ _ _____. Edward __ _ _______________ ____ ___ fugitive __ ( ___ _ ___ secret _.) ___ ________ ________ ___ _ __.

_ _ ______ podcast _____ _ _____. _____ kill turkeys? __ _ _____ are ______ _ ____ death __?

__ __ __________ _____ heartbreak __ _ _______.

MIC CHECK CAN YOU HEAR US?

Musical Guest : Good Wolf ( Indie / Having a Blast Rock from Morgantown, WV)

CLICK HERE FOR PIZZA OPPORTUNITIES.

The Guys are back! Coming to you live from the new home of ITYK? : Todd's Basement.

Jake and Todd are joined by Mike Slobodian, Calvin Yoder & Mark Natural of Kid Kawaii and Angie Musser for the first annual Best Pizza in Pittsburgh / Official Pizza of Is That Your Kid? Contest. Five Pizza Places. Four Categories. One Winner. Pizzas Being Eaten / The Contestants : Fiori's, Pizza Milano, Beto's, SLICE on Broadway and Giovanni's.

Who will be rated the Best Pizza in Pittsburgh for 2015?

Also : Todd finds an ITYK? fan in the wild, who printed his own shirt. Jake talks about accidentally killing a butterfly + what he does to bugs he finds in his pool.

LIVE Musical Guest : Kid Kawaii (Sun Gothgaze / Pokemon on Gameboy-core)

ITYK? is officially one year old! Jake takes Todd out to celebrate at his new bar : The Snake Pit Den Hideout.

Want to play indoor horseshoes or maybe you need to visit the Purge Room to get rid of all that liquor you've been drinking. The Snake Pit has it all.

Todd meets a whole new cast of characters as he wonders around drunk on House Grool (Grool is like, hmm, it's sort of like a filth? You can eat with a spoon or sip it). The Robotic Bartender Trevor is programmed to please. Jackson is covered in rope tattoos and you should hear what he thinks of his wife. A ga-ga-ga-ghost from the past comes back to warn Todd of approaching danger. Todd also runs into an old pal you may know.. Here's a hint : He's wearing a basketball jersey and covered in paint.

As the night progresses it becomes clear there is more to this evening then eats the eyes.

(Editor's Note: This is the darkest thing we've ever done. You'll understand where I'm coming from by the end..)

Snake Pit Musical Guests :

Naked Spirit - Til’ Your Mine

Terror Piegon - Dana

Atlas - Call Yourself A Friend

YRS - Know Yr. Moons

Vundabar - Ash In The Sun

Hiccup - Whatev, It’s Cool

Action Camp - Turn of the Blade

The Human Natures - Big Old Breakdown

Brightside - Jetpacks

Blod Maud - Goose Flesh

Casino Bulldogs - 40 Gardens Deep

Sleep Experiments - Out Stealing Horses

HAPPY 1 YEAR OF ITYK?! WE LOVE YOU ALL.