David Letterman was being blackmailed and talked about the experience on his show. Alex thinks that it is an elaborate plan to get ratings and to prove that Letterman has had sex with a woman... Chicago doesn’t get the Olympics, but who wants it anyway The Pope gets attacked by a spider, and tries to eat it Kanye West and Lady GaGa cancel their tour Ted Williams’ frozen head goes great with tuna Jon Gosselin wants everything to end, but can’t spell his name