Noah and Alyssa talk about how they have not showered in a long time, Noah's laundry habits, a bit where Alyssa calls the crowd a loser, why you can be dirtier if you don't swear on stage, why Alyssa is a left handed witch, white washing of history, and making new friends as an adult!

Noah and Alyssa start by discussing who is hotter, then Noah tells a tale of mistaken Identity, baby interrupts so they take a break, they come back to discuss Alyssa's problem ordering, days later the episode picks up and they discuss their favorite new TLC show "extreme sisters" and Noah discusses his new geriatric running shoes

Noah has comedian Alyssa Wolff on and they reveal that they had a baby! They discuss their experiences being a parent, how time is different, encounters at Starbucks, who has the dumb bitch disease, and then compare NYC in Younger and Succession using the magic of sound

Noah is joined by comedian Will Winner and they discuss crazy times during their 20s, drinking, coffee, how they're becoming old men, the problem with pandering comedy, Will's jobs as waiter, social media posers, the media and how the pandemic impacts what we think

Noah is joined by comic Tom Thakkar and they discuss NYC roommates, Joe Biden, rat problems, being fake poor vs real poor, auditions, selecting jokes and more!

Noah is joined by comedian Ahri Findling to talk about his hustles to make money with comedy being cancelled, they discuss why Ahri is the best zoom comedian ever, facebook marketplace, an exercise bike scheme, and Ahri's new OnlyFans account and his plans to slowly become a sex worker

Noah and Alyssa talk about automated phone trees, tell a story of a terrible date that they didn't count to go on, hear a woman pitching time-shares, and discuss a new trope they've discovered during the NCAA tournament

Noah has comedian Alyssa Wolff back on to discuss garage center, how apple gets you, survivor, 2020's Andy Rooney, and the two have many curmudgeonly takes as well as some March Madness tips from Bracketologist Alyssa

It's Valentime's Day lovebirds and Noah has Alyssa Wolff back on to discuss high school, Valentime's Day, Tiger Woods salacious documentary, why Noah thinks Tom Brady is incredible and Alyssa thinks he's the worst, and why Survivor is so embarrassing to watch

Noah is joined by comedian Brendan Sagalow and they discuss his new album, the art of bombing, the perils of having your voice recorded, having many identities in high school, embarrassing outfits, Noah's time as a band nerd, comics with stage voices and more!